(Don't worry, Amanda, Carmen has to sleep outside, too. YOU'LL BE IN GOOD COMPANY.)

No, but seriously, I'm gonna try to get the word out sometime this week and obviously Mio is invited too because the more people I stuff into Albert's tiny house the bigger success I will consider this thing to be. Like a house party in the Sims. I WANT A ROUSING SUCCESS, DAMMIT.


--I feel this is an excellent time to point out that she likes to listen to music and also that she is an escape artist. FYI.