[Your plan is working, Carmen. Only an entire reworking of his self-image to go.]

I was thinking his fourth birthday. He'll probably want me to read it to him, but I plan on making him try to solve the mystery himself. [Yes, he has put thought into this. Because he is that into the idea of helping raise his godson. (You should have seen him when Henry was still a baby. So much cooing to be had. SO MUCH COOING.)] He's smart enough to.