This is going to be the most unironic thing ever but shit man, you really can play a Strider. You make it look ridiculously easy to spin the words and I'm sitting here going HURRRURURHFGHRURFUHG flailing because DAMN YOU'RE GOOD. I can't say I've had the opportunity to play against other Dave's, but yes. So much yes.

Also that username always puts that song in my head god damnit.