OH BOY DELINQUENT KIDS. Parker's actually pretty good about adopting those, so the likelihood that she'll teach him how to lift is pretty high! ...I mean she teaches a five-year-old how to pick a lock in under eight seconds as part of her babysitting duties, come on now.

JUST DON'T ASK HER TO TEACH YOU HOW TO RIDE A BIKE, TOTSUKA. B|







because she'll cry. :c