Maybe Armstrong and Tokiomi are trying to get him to chill the fuck out after the Ditto Fiasco and they're like LOOK MAN JUST LET IT GO COME ON LET'S GO FIND YOU A HOT GIRL TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF IT and then that's how Parker ends up finding out about the egg in the first place?

and then hilariously awkward flirts and RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW SHE GOES.