POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON Meme!

[foolishwren]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Meme

If you've never played Pokemon Mystery Dungeon before, here's the skinny:
1) Your character wakes up.
2) To their surprise, they've mysteriously become a Pokemon! Oh no!
3) ... Wow. There's no humans anywhere. What do?
4) Better head up to the Wigglytuff Rescue Guild so that you'll have a warm place to sleep while you figure out what's up!
5) ????
6) PROFIT


Your character is now an Exploration Team rookie, vying for the best exploration missions and forming friendships with fellow team-mates! Decide what Pokemon your character has become and get cracking! Go on missions, get to know your partner(s), butt heads with potential rivals, or maybe just try to slack off or sneak a bite to eat from the kitchen without getting caught by Chatot or Chimecho! IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.

Comments

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[...Crap. That's right.]}

Uuugugughhhhhh, I bet he will be. When I woke up, I thought I'd put the wrong berries in my cereal again.

[foolishwren]

_{[... o-oh.]}

... Wow.

Uh.

So... how'd you learn to control it?

[foolishwren]

_{[:I 'Again', Henry?]}

Yeah, well... pretty sure this is real.

[show_my_cannons]

[He grunts, but makes no move to further roll her around, despite the awesome new sport that is Angry Weasel Rolling.]

Yeah. And that is why you do not head butt something made of metal.

[quickattackjack]

Lots of peaceful thinking. Quiet breathing. _{Not coughing.} Heh-hemm.

<sub>[He shuts his eyes and simply lays there with his front paws crossed.]

[That's right, Heather, he's gonna make you meditate.]</sub>

[foolishwren]

<sub>[best sport.]

[She lets out a rather feeble groan.]</sub>

.... thought it would get melted by the fire.

_{[Yes, Ironhide. She was going to melt your butt.]}

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry pouted about that for a few moments before deciding to stand up on his back legs. He wobbled unsteadily.]}

Well just because I look like a pokemon doesn't mean I have to act like one.

[foolishwren]

_{[She watches with surprised uncertainty. Sure, some Pokemon can do that, but Eevees...]}

... Be careful.

Pretty sure fox-cat things aren't built to walk on two legs.

_{[... But the idea is sort of tempting, so after a moment she rocks back onto her OWN hind legs. ... And waddles. Like a penguin.]}

[foolishwren]

_{[.... :I dude.]}

... Jack. Seriously?

[quickattackjack]

_{[The old Houndoom opens an eye.]}

Do you have a better idea, grasshopper?

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry trotted on with his head craned back for balance.]}

Yeah, well they're not even supposed to exist.

_{[Neither were the things they'd had to deal with back in Silent Hill BUT ANYWAY...]}

[foolishwren]

<sub>[She lets out a grumbling mooaaaaan and sits down, feet out in front of her. It's hard to fold 'arms' this short, but she manages it.]

[>:c]</sub>

[quickattackjack]

Stop frowning. I can feel you frowning through my eyelids.

[show_my_cannons]

... Your fire is not hot enough. And my armor is too thick.

[He reaches out, lazily, to tab her lightly on the head.]

Need to think about these things, kid.

[beforethedarkness]

... Tenten.

[Well, at least it's her. A beat and he shakes his head silently, keeping his eyes closed for the moment. Clearly he's kind of irritated, mostly because of being a pokémon at the moment.]

[beforethedarkness]

[So he's still as clumsy as ever. Wait...]

How come you're fully evolved and I'm not?

[foolishwren]

_{[Another, slightly LESS feeble "Ow" escapes her as the claw taps her skull.]}

It seemed like a good idea...

Stop.

[itsjustdust]

[He shifted on his feet, getting settled in his body.]

Uhhh, I didn't pick it!

[beforethedarkness]

[He growls a little, bristling before getting up to stretch.]

What do you want anyway.

[itsjustdust]

[When he wilted it was more illustrative than normal.]

What do you mean what do I want? I'm here because you need a partner here right?

[usedswift]

[With all the money safely secured, she all but purrs with delight. All it would take is attacking Sasuke some innocent passer-by, and ta-da!

On all fours again, she stalked around the other cat, eyeing his tail as if she just might bat at it.]

You make a cute cat.

[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

There you are.

[Yup, owl pokemon is your dad.]

Do I want to know why you're setting fire to the grass?

[cakelover]

[ He does! ...Although he doesn't know who she is currently... ]

Ah~! Hello there! Who might you be~~~?

[beforethedarkness]

... That's what they said. They don't let pokémon do missions if they're not part of a team.

[beforethedarkness]

[Cue that tail swishing irritably, with Sasuke flattening his ears against his skull.]