POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON Meme!

[foolishwren]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Meme

If you've never played Pokemon Mystery Dungeon before, here's the skinny:
1) Your character wakes up.
2) To their surprise, they've mysteriously become a Pokemon! Oh no!
3) ... Wow. There's no humans anywhere. What do?
4) Better head up to the Wigglytuff Rescue Guild so that you'll have a warm place to sleep while you figure out what's up!
5) ????
6) PROFIT


Your character is now an Exploration Team rookie, vying for the best exploration missions and forming friendships with fellow team-mates! Decide what Pokemon your character has become and get cracking! Go on missions, get to know your partner(s), butt heads with potential rivals, or maybe just try to slack off or sneak a bite to eat from the kitchen without getting caught by Chatot or Chimecho! IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.

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[brokenmemories]

[Guess who else is not being productive like she's supposed to be? Misaki.]

[Apparently Envy's bad at sneaking or Misaki's that good at finding stuff but this Gothitelle sees you, bro.]

What are you doing.

[foolishwren]

_{[... >8( OH NO YOU DID NOT, SIR.]}

... I'm NOT a child!

_{[If she was angry-ferret-hopping before, this time she's angry-ferret-WARDANCING. She hops after him, chattering angrily like some kind of mongoose from the SUN.]}

I'll show YOU child, you... you giant walking JUNKYARD!

[exeggutorhead]

It's not like I want to explore anything! I'm not doing anything for the screaming rabbit and his buddies. It can't be berries, I didn't eat any and I'm seeing all this too. So they must have kidnapped us.

And turned us into Pokemon. Somehow.

[His ears go further back, and he runs one paw back through his hair, being careful not to stab himself with the claws. Envy is at least used to dealing with changing bodies all the time. That he can deal with. The rest of this mess is a different story. At the comment about his size, he blinks down at Henry.]

Not any bigger than I was as a person. I had one like me on my team, we were about the same height. ...You're pretty small, though.

[foolishwren]

... What's in it for you?

_{[Ever the suspicious one. ... It doesn't really occur to her that 'what's in it for Ziva' might be HER NOT WHINING ANYMORE.]}

[exeggutorhead]

[AW HELL HE'S BEEN SPOTTED]

[And she startled him, too. He hasn't quite gotten the hang of only turning on his illusions when he wants to, so a moment later there's another Gothitelle standing where a Zoroark used to be. He looks down at his hands and then back up to Misaki, an indignant frown on his face.]

What are you doing, sneaking up on people? [THIS IS YOUR FAULT.]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry finally stands, then sits up on his haunches and he's hardly half as tall as Envy. Weh.]}

I feel like my cousin's Chihuahua...

_{[He wobbles in a circle, still not fully used to the whole four legs thing.]}

Envy, what are we going to do? Where are we going to go?

[foolishwren]

_{[She snaps back.]}

Of course I do!

[brokenmemories]

[OH HELL NO, DON'T START POINTING FINGERS.]

I'm keeping an eye out for any funny business. [This is a goddamn lie.] What are you doing sneaking around?

[brokenmemories]

[Misaki had a smug look on her face.]

Then do it.

[quickattackjack]

<sub>[SECRETARY DOG HEARS TROUBLE.]

[A big gangly moose of a Houndoom comes plodding into the room with a clipboard in his teeth.]</sub>

What'sf all thif?

[foolishwren]

Don't remind me...

_{[Once she's caught up, she goes alongside Henry. ... A safe enough distance away.]}

If any humans come along, I'll...

I dunno. I'll protect us.

[bywiseguidance]

Nothing of importance. I am not using it, remember? I do not like the idea of sleeping underground.

[It is NOT FOR HER. Reminds her far too much of the very unpleasant time she spent in Somalia. This place doesn't exactly have electricity, and she's tended to sleep with a light on ever since. The fresh air and feeling of not being buried helps, and since she has fur she's not too worried about the cold.]

Honestly, so long as you cease complaining about it, I will consider it an even exchange for all concerned.

[She's getting cranky with you, Miss Heather. :| just take the damn bed.]

Re: Henry Townshend | Silent Hill 4: The Room

[notchinese]

[Taking advantage of her new Medicham form, Yumi's been training outside for the past hour so she's rather beat. She was about to make her way to her bed when she saw this guy in the corner. Usually she'd mind her own business but this guy look seriously down man :C]

[She doesn't stand too close to the guy, not wanting to freak him out.]

Hey, are you ok?

[exeggutorhead]

What, did they make you the security guard around here?

[Envy concentrates, takes a deep breath, and turns off the illusion so that he looks like he did before. It's not the same as transforming, but it's close enough. Once he's back to normal, he waves a hand flippantly.]

I'm not going to tell you if you go running to tell everyone else. [He pauses before he opens one eye to look at her, with a silent question of 'or are you in?']

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[The Leafeon dares to peer out from under his tail. He's got worry rings under his eyes.]}

Everybody is pokemon. I shouldn't have eaten those berries.

[eagletalons]

[Forget trying to get rid of the helmet. Is that seriously...?

A Pichu, really? Really?]

I would ask if you would lend a hand, but... [nnnope]

[brokenmemories]

I don't know. Does wandering around aimlessly mean something?

[She crosses her arms, giving him an "are you serious" look.]

I thought you knew me better than that, Envy. I'm not exactly a saint myself.

[notchinese]

If that's the case, then I must've eaten the same berries too.

[She puts her hands on her big Medicham hips.]

Except I didn't. There must be another explanation for this.

[exeggutorhead]

[He smirks widely.]

Then I assume you wouldn't mind helping me rob the kitchens while everyone else in this place is out on missions.

[no_ufo_ending]

I just...want to wake up. Or come down from this high. Or something. I can't be a pokemon and be a photographer at the same time. I can't hold a camera.

_{[He's never seen a Medicham before. He's never seen a LOT of the pokemon walking by him and going out on missions. This makes him wonder if he really is dreaming and just making pokemon up.]}

I need a smoke...but I think I'm weak to fire. Does that mean cigarettes too?

[no_ufo_ending]

I need a smoke. Bad...What kind of pokemon are you anyway? What kind of pokemon am I?


_{[TEACH HIM THE POKEMONS, HEATHER.]}

We're not really going to be explorers are we?

[notchinese]

HI ~YAHHH!

[Yumi had been using this opportunity of being a Medicham to focus on her battling when she noticed some weird happy Cubone was just kind of running all over the place.] What the...

[ Sorry Jake but Yumi's just going to stop and stare as she questions what the heck you are doing.]

[exeggutorhead]

I...

[He frowns uncertainly as he looks around at the tunnels connecting to the room. He's not really confident about this situation at all, but he can act like he is. So he turns back to Henry and smirks, now looking sure of himself.]

Hell if I know. But we can start by finding our way outside.

[soggypastry]

[Yes. Really. She doesn't like it either, but the lack of actual hands doesn't keep her from making a kind of annoyed face or her ears from flattening against her skill. Really, Hope? At least she knows it's definitely you in there now.]

I have smaller paws than you. Might still be able to do something.

[And, as a matter of fact, she's already meandering her way over to his back to climb up and try. Be glad she can't shock you, bro.]

[notchinese]

You could always try taking pictures - [She motioned to her "lips"] - mouth? If that even works I mean.

I don't know, what do you think makes smoke? [ She's giving you this ' :| ' look, Henry.] Could also try an alternative though.