POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON Meme!

[foolishwren]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Meme

If you've never played Pokemon Mystery Dungeon before, here's the skinny:
1) Your character wakes up.
2) To their surprise, they've mysteriously become a Pokemon! Oh no!
3) ... Wow. There's no humans anywhere. What do?
4) Better head up to the Wigglytuff Rescue Guild so that you'll have a warm place to sleep while you figure out what's up!
5) ????
6) PROFIT


Your character is now an Exploration Team rookie, vying for the best exploration missions and forming friendships with fellow team-mates! Decide what Pokemon your character has become and get cracking! Go on missions, get to know your partner(s), butt heads with potential rivals, or maybe just try to slack off or sneak a bite to eat from the kitchen without getting caught by Chatot or Chimecho! IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.

Comments

[itsjustdust]

I guess. I don't even have an eevee. [He tried to prance in place, and promptly tipped himself over.]

[notchinese]

[Yumi places her hands on her "hips" or whatever they were.] Sure you don't need help there? Like someone to lean against?

[itsjustdust]

How'm I gonna figure it out if I do that? ....

.....

But could you pick me up?

[notchinese]

[Yumi rolled her eyes but being the nice person she is, she lifts the Leafeon off the ground and places him on his feet.]

[no_ufo_ending]

Firebutt Pokmeon, okay.

_{[One of his big goofy ears finally turned Heather's way.]}

I never really saw myself as a plant...

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[A miserable sound comes from under the leaf-fort of utter invisibleness and secrecy.]}

I'm not here.

[saxsongs]

[Ren was pretty used to his Pokémon sitting on his head... but having a Pokémon sit on your head while talking like a human was pretty odd. Then again, this day was odd, so never mind.]

It took me a while to even stand with them, let alone walk.

[A sigh. You needed to suffer for beauty it seems.]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[The Leafeon sort of turns and starts to crawl along the guild floor on his belly.]}

I don't know, I don't knooow. I'm not even sure they have cameras here. How are you not freaking out?

[quickattackjack]

...There!

_{[Jack wastes no time trotting over to it and scooping it up in his teeth. He makes a quick return and presents the narrow end to the little Cubone.]}

Here you arh! Dreadfully sorry about that. You must be careful, though, there are some very big pokemon here.

_{[His poor crooked tail knows that. sob.]}

[quickattackjack]

_{[Jack looks between the flustered bird and the angry little fire pokemon before tilting his head.]}

Heather? When did you get here?

_{[Jack's been around long enough to sort of fall into his old secretary job. It's about time he saw a familiar face. Er. Sort of.]}

I hate to take sides, but you are currently on fire. Try snuffing it out a bit. Let Chatot here know you won't burn the place down.

[viiru2alert]

If I had hands, I would be clapping so slowly for you right now.

[Surprise, surprise... Manectrics can have lisps.]

[soggypastry]

[That earns him both ears flat against her skull. Really? Just because she's smaller doesn't mean she's any less tough than the others.]

If I collapse, my badge brings me back here after a day without rescue. [spoken from experience, before she got the hang of this.] I've taken tougher missions and come back in one piece, you know. This isn't my first trip out there.

[itsjustdust]

Thank you! ... ... I'm really pathetic aren't I?

[itsjustdust]

You could stomp for me instead.

[He couldn't help the way he drew out his rs himself.] Since we're both vertically challenged.

[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

......Of course she would have fire.

[owl facepalm go.]

[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

[Time to go investigate.]

[gunkonmyboot]

You think I needed a hit like that to figure it out?

[A better grin here than Tenten could manage.]

The only thing missing is a pair of hair buns.

[beforethedarkness]

...

Who are you?

[beforethedarkness]

[Son of a-- he hisses, fur bristling as he's on all fours and glaring at the offending Meowth.]

What the hell are you doing!?

[viiru2alert]

I could zap the shit out of you.

[That sounds fun.]

[usedswift]

[Whoops, is that--]

Sasuke? Sorry! But look!

[She falls back to all fours to start collecting the Poké. Useful!]

Do you know what's going on here?

[itsjustdust]

Doesn't have the same flare though. I'd have to figure out how to retaliate and that would be sad.

[usedswift]

[She slips the shell away and shrugs, giving herself a second look-over.]

I don't know, I think I'm still pretty cute without them.

Do you have any idea what's going on...?

[itsjustdust]

[He kicked his feet a bit and then managed to jump to flip over.]

It's me! Obito.

[gunkonmyboot]

Besides the Pokemon part? Not a clue.

[And he seems to be enjoying himself.]