[If only one could pout with a beak.]

Being happy doesn't make me deaf.

[Even if he was enjoying this new kind of freedom to the point he probably wouldn't have noticed if anyone called him, but that's a little too embarrassing to admit.]

Are you kidding? In case you haven't noticed, I lost thumbs. Or hands in general. Along with a bunch of other things. And I sorta liked having 'em. 'Course it bothers me!

... Though I guess it's kinda fun this way, too.

[Make up your mind, Crow.]