Hm. Well, I guess I can start with how many I actually have.

It's only...Well, two. Two pokemon. "Tequila" is my Charmander and "Mai Tai" is my Cacnea. It was hard to come up with names that really stuck in my head, so I decided to start namin' my pokemon after whatever alcoholic beverage they remind me of.

They're both kinda' low level, because I haven't trained them AT ALL. I'm kinda' lazy, really. I think they're getting fat from all the food and drinks I've been sharing with them.