First off, I got too many pokemon than I could handle. I didn't know what I was thinking at the time but I probably wasn't right in the head. If you want to know about any of them, go ahead and ask.

Second thing, I'm pretty sure the reason why no one I knew from home hasn't even come here yet is because they somehow magically transformed into pokemon. Almost five, maybe six, of my team are exactly like my friends from home except for minor differences, of course. If that's true, then this place has a sick sense of humor.

Third thing, I'm pretty sure my blind dragon dinosaur thing has a thing for me. It sounds stupid but he wouldn't just leave me alone. Even in Seafoam Cave, he was constantly following me. Either I smelled delicious or I was attracting that guy.

Lastly, My Medicham's a creep.