[Outside your local Pokemon Center, you'll find some hobo-looking kid with really freaking huge hair sitting on a mat with an Elgyem at his side. He's got a variety of weird objects sitting around: a crystal ball, some tarot cards (Pokemon style of course), incense burners... and next to all of that, a sign in surprisingly immaculate handwriting reads, "Get your fortune read for only P50,000!"

... Wow, what a rip. But this guy seems to be in great spirits about it. He even calls out to you since he notices you're eying his stuff.]

Hey, hey! The Fates are telling me it's a really good idea for you to get your fortune read right now. Seriously dude, it's a matter of life or death!

[He seems way too happy to be saying something so serious.]