cluesandploys: (SHOCK ❈ it was a monkey with an axe)
Kyouko Kirigiri ([personal profile] cluesandploys) wrote in [community profile] slowpoke_gif 2013-08-06 03:17 am (UTC)

[Okay, SHSL Crimebuster, get your shit under control, here. That is a decidedly dead Ishimaru all up in your business right now. That is also a decidedly dead Ishimaru and not...you know...that other guy. Details, stick to details, details are easy and precise and logical and do not involve contemplating the fact that that is your dead classmate walking around acting like you just walked in to breakfast and as far as you know it's midafternoon sometime.

(Also you've considered the fact that by the way you're outside and also holy shit that sure is the sun but you're rapidly reassessing your conclusions at this point because before you thought you'd arrived at some semblance of explanation but now SHSL Dead Guy is here in front of you so apparently those were inaccurate on the grounds that you're just tripping balls.)

...and you've been staring like a robot all this time while you processed all that, too.

Man, is this ever going well already.]



Where is..."here"?


[Sir, she poked you, you are dead.

Did...

...did no one tell you that you are dead

did you miss that somehow

did you miss the social cue

are you too socially inept to remain dead]

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