[...well, thankfully he hasn't experienced that one either; he'll flinch a little, but he'll hold his ground.]

Well, if none of us exist, I doubt the answer really matters for you!

[...because he's a hall monitor, not a saint, and he will gladly sass at you for the time being.]

But if you really want to know - my brother is here, as are Naegi-kun, Fujisaki-kun and Asahina-kun!