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Seeing as how it's been about seven months since the last time we did this, it's high time for another...

TEST DRIVE MEME!

Post with the characters you're thinking of apping in to see how they do! Either they've been here a while, are just arriving, or anything you want!

Have fun!

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[Three times. How wonderful.]

That's it! [He points an accusing finger.] You're my rival!

Ehhhh? Why me? I've already got a rival. Well, sorta.

You're the one asking!? You're my rival cause I said so, and no, you can't refuse!

[Have the frown of a lifetime]

You can't just force people into being your rival! [NARUTO THAT IS WHAT YOU DID.]

Who're you anyway?!

Of course I can! [Yes, he is arguing.]

Name's Madara. [He states, sweeping another stone from the riverbed's assortment and preparing to throw it.]

No you can't! You cant just--

[WAIT. Waaaaaait.]

Madara? As in.... Uchiha Madara?

[The boy freezes in mid-throw, catching the stone with his fingertips and bringing it back into his palm to perhaps use as weapon as laughable as it may be.]

How do you know?

[He has nothing to hide if he knows. All he can do is prepare for an assault. Shinobi are not supposed to say their last names. He still cannot get away from the shock and the bad feelings that come with someone finding out.]

'Cause, you're...

[He's fighting a war against you. A dead you. Sorta. And you're.... here. As a little kid. Failing at throwing pebbles.]

I sorta met you. The adult you, y'know?

[he is sooooo not getting you. Just not at all.]

Adult me? You mean my dad?

[Brief confusion ensues cause his dad sort of looks nothing like him, but he does not drop his guard.]

No, adult you, dumbass!

[And he doesn't know what to think about it. IT'S MADARA. But he's also some dumb looking kid.]

....

[Wow. He thinks you have snapped. So snapped.]

You're the dumbass cause I'm a kid! You're taller than me you giraffe! You're the adult here!

Shut up, I ain't a giraffe! Just-- shut up, you bastard!

Tall and orange? What the heck is that if it isn't a giraffe!?

I ain't even that tall, and anyway, stop it! You're you're-! [MADARA.]

Edited 2013-08-06 04:00 (UTC)

You're taller than me, my point still stands!

[A pause.]

I'm... what? Say it already! You're annoying!

YOU'RE ANNOYING! So much for you being some bad tough guy, you're just..... stupid!

I said you were annoying FIRST!! Don't copy me! Not only you're taller and older and you still lack imagination!?

And you got the guts to call me stupid!? When you used the same insult I used two seconds ago!?

[Bad tough guy? It doesn't register as insult...]

Do you want me to punch ya?!

[BECAUSE HE'S THINKING ABOUT IT.]

Go ahead and TRY! I dare you, giraffe!

[Deal with it. It's now your name, Naruto.]

[WELL HE SURE IS STEPPING FORWARD, FIST RAISED AS IT GOES FLYING TOWARDS MADARA'S FACE.]

[Ha! He dodged that with the nimble agility of the most gracious of felines, slipping under it, placing the hand that was not holding the rock on the ground and twisting to send a kick at your groin! Aim for the weakest spot first like a real shinobi!]

[disclaimer: no he doesn't have the sharingan, betcha all thought I bent your reality! The icon was just fitting!]

[He should have expected the punch to be blocked, but he was still taken by surprise. Almost half a year in this place with no combat will do that to you. He manages to move out the ay from the oncoming kick though, jumping back from the other kid.]

Just what is your problem?

You're the one who came at me first!

[Nope, it hardly matters he dared him to it, eh still bit it, hook line and sinker.]

If anyone's got issues, it's you. Not sure what's the buisness with my dad, but you should take it to him. Not me. He's probably gonna be a lot less understanding.

[Even if the kick missed, he did land on his feet, flicking the stone up in the air and catching it again.]

I don't even know who your Dad is! I was talking about you, you, we're like-- fighting a war against you, y'know?!

[The boy scowled and crouched, in a battle-ready position.]

A war? [ One could tell he is looking for a battlefield, dark eyes darting quickly this way and that.] Who's 'we'? [He is obviously expecting hidden enemies.]

ahhaha yes

omggg

>D

B)

These two..LOL

god they are terrible

Bwhaaha yes

sobs

this situation lol

it is hilarious omg

just lollololol

jfc

oooh that hurt huh?

he doesnt even know what to think oops

pea-brain~

lmao

oh god LOL

god what even lmao

I knew he'd say 'annoying' too lol

XDD

laughing so hard

they are terrible i want tem to be stupid rivals now

LOL stupid rivals ahahah

xD

LOL he made it worse