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Seeing as how it's been about seven months since the last time we did this, it's high time for another...


TEST DRIVE MEME!

Post with the characters you're thinking of apping in to see how they do! Either they've been here a while, are just arriving, or anything you want!

Have fun!

Comments

it is hilarious omg

[believeit]

No, adult you, dumbass!

[And he doesn't know what to think about it. IT'S MADARA. But he's also some dumb looking kid.]

just lollololol

[maddyragequits]

....

[Wow. He thinks you have snapped. So snapped.]

You're the dumbass cause I'm a kid! You're taller than me you giraffe! You're the adult here!

jfc

[believeit]

Shut up, I ain't a giraffe! Just-- shut up, you bastard!

oooh that hurt huh?

[maddyragequits]

Tall and orange? What the heck is that if it isn't a giraffe!?

he doesnt even know what to think oops

[believeit]

I ain't even that tall, and anyway, stop it! You're you're-! [MADARA.]

pea-brain~

[maddyragequits]

You're taller than me, my point still stands!

[A pause.]

I'm... what? Say it already! You're annoying!

lmao

[believeit]

YOU'RE ANNOYING! So much for you being some bad tough guy, you're just..... stupid!

oh god LOL

[maddyragequits]

I said you were annoying FIRST!! Don't copy me! Not only you're taller and older and you still lack imagination!?

And you got the guts to call me stupid!? When you used the same insult I used two seconds ago!?

[Bad tough guy? It doesn't register as insult...]

god what even lmao

[believeit]

Do you want me to punch ya?!

[BECAUSE HE'S THINKING ABOUT IT.]

I knew he'd say 'annoying' too lol

[maddyragequits]

Go ahead and TRY! I dare you, giraffe!

[Deal with it. It's now your name, Naruto.]

XDD

[believeit]

[WELL HE SURE IS STEPPING FORWARD, FIST RAISED AS IT GOES FLYING TOWARDS MADARA'S FACE.]

laughing so hard

[maddyragequits]

[Ha! He dodged that with the nimble agility of the most gracious of felines, slipping under it, placing the hand that was not holding the rock on the ground and twisting to send a kick at your groin! Aim for the weakest spot first like a real shinobi!]

[disclaimer: no he doesn't have the sharingan, betcha all thought I bent your reality! The icon was just fitting!]

they are terrible i want tem to be stupid rivals now

[believeit]

[He should have expected the punch to be blocked, but he was still taken by surprise. Almost half a year in this place with no combat will do that to you. He manages to move out the ay from the oncoming kick though, jumping back from the other kid.]

Just what is your problem?

LOL stupid rivals ahahah

[maddyragequits]

You're the one who came at me first!

[Nope, it hardly matters he dared him to it, eh still bit it, hook line and sinker.]

If anyone's got issues, it's you. Not sure what's the buisness with my dad, but you should take it to him. Not me. He's probably gonna be a lot less understanding.

[Even if the kick missed, he did land on his feet, flicking the stone up in the air and catching it again.]

xD

[believeit]

I don't even know who your Dad is! I was talking about you, you, we're like-- fighting a war against you, y'know?!

LOL he made it worse

[maddyragequits]

[The boy scowled and crouched, in a battle-ready position.]

A war? [ One could tell he is looking for a battlefield, dark eyes darting quickly this way and that.] Who's 'we'? [He is obviously expecting hidden enemies.]

hahaha geez this conversation

[believeit]

Everyone! The whole five great nations, fighting you and that fake Madara! [It's weird- for someone so terrible, this Madara doesn't seem like much of a threat. He can't even throw a pebble properly.]

Hilarity!

[maddyragequits]

[Have him staring at you incredulously.]

...me and fake me? Okay, you ate somethin bad and it's screwing with your brain. What are you getting at!?

indeed

[believeit]

Nothing's screwed up, it's true! I only know of one Uchiha Madara, so you've gotta be the guy. You fought thr first Hokage, that Senju Hashirama guy!

1/2 LOL he doesn't get a thing. Or uh, wait...

[maddyragequits]

[Every time he heard his full name, he only tensed more.]

It's me, but I'm not old. The hell are you even sayin? What's a Hokage anyway? You're making things---

2/2 insert some revelation music here

[maddyragequits]

....up....

[After that, his face falls, and his expression is one of disbelief, of half-horror and half-hurt, and half-murderous rage. Yes that is three halves, Madara is special.]

Senju Hashirama!?

what a pair

[believeit]

How can you not know what a Hokage is, you're from Konoha right?! And yeah, of course, how many other Hashiramas do you know?!

Spoilerific lol

[maddyragequits]

[He takes a step back quickly, stones crunching under his feet as he slides away, needing physical distance.]

...Senju...

[He wasn't sure if his blood was boiling, or running cold. With everything about home still so deeply rooted, it was hard to deviate from it. The other quesries got a shake of head.]

I don't know. What's Konoha, even? [Hokage? What? That sounds weird.] I'm from... the Uchiha settlement. [Which was mostly nomadic, as all shinobi clans were.]

yup thats naruto ;;

[believeit]

How can you not know what Konoha is when you're one of the founders? [WAIT.] I mean, unless that didn't happen yet?

[A short pause.]

What is it with Uchihas always being so annoying though?

Brain-breaker

[maddyragequits]

Founders...? [He repeats, suddenly awfully subdued, because everything is going way too fast for him to even process.]

You mean... you mean this idiotic idea... worked? That's impossible! He's one of those dirty murderous Senju! [A fact he just learned not even a minute ago, too.] I'd never ally with one of them! [He is not sure how to even process all this, but watch as Naruto most likely flings even more at him...]