Oh god Parker baby... he would never abandon you like that, okay!! Besides it's not like the police here can do much outside of lock you up for a couple of weeks or give you community service, so there's no reason to worry!!

Parker is just like, the best older sister figure ever for Mondo, so. I wouldn't be surprised if he just sort of up and adopted her one day. Obviously she reminds him a lot of Ishimaru and Ishimaru is his bro, so that means she should totally be his sister!!! #logic!!!