Hahaha this is literally the worst idea ever but I love it.

So how should we get them to meet??? Sollux could make a snide comment on Mondo's to-do list, but that doesn't feature his corncob or eyeliner at all, which is a shame.

don't worry dude HE ACTUALLY LIKES CHIHIRO even though he still thinks the kid is a girl HE'S NOT GOING TO HURT HER/HIM HONEST.

But yooooou.

He gon' kick your punk biker ass.