• Snotlout: A carved wooden figurine of a Monstrous Nightmare, and some chocolates. • Phi: A puzzle ring, may she have fun putting it back together if it falls apart. • Carter Blake: A hideous Christmas sweater featuring a dangling Snubbull, inside which is tucked a box set of Humphrey Bogardevoir films. • Cobra Commander: His mask and outfit back, with P1500 tucked inside as a rental fee. • Frank Archer: A boring and generic tie clip worthy of someone who knows nothing about him (supposedly). • Solf J. Kimblee: A locket inscribed with a red lotus and the symbol "Om"; inside is engraved, "Ом является означающим истину в последней инстанции, что все едино." • Heather Mason: The fedora she gave to Dale Cooper for Christmas last year. • Harry Mason: A tin of expensive hot chocolate, one of expensive coffee, and an assortment of holiday cookies. • Lancer: A collection of Olivine's finest wines. • Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi: A fancy set of paints and a pair of season tickets to the Saffron City Concert Hall. • Aradia Megido: A leather jacket, because...do you really have to ask? • Tenten: A copy of The Most Dangerous Game, by Richard Conkeldurr. • Kiyotaka Ishimaru: The Encyclopedia Britannica (what, she's old school), a copy of Sunkern Tzu's The Art of War, and a leather-bound journal filled with handwritten quotations on a variety of subjects from famous politicians, authors, philosophers, and such. • Leon Kuwata: A dream in a jar, to keep him company while he works toward finding one for himself. • Walter: A massive box of alphabet letters for him to practice and get familiar with. • "Caroline" (GLaDOS): - An assortment of SCIENCE!!chocolate and something to help her in her household upkeep. • Shaun Mars: A train ticket for the Goldenrod/Saffron Magnet Train, and a pass to the Azalea Town Treetop Adventure park.
FROM CARMEN - TO PEOPLE'S POKEMON:
• Alter Ego (care of Naegi): A poem she'll likely approve of, since there's not a spelling error in sight. • Zack: An upgrade for his remixing software, plus a high-quality microphone for when he wants to record his own new sounds for his library. • Dorian: A box of inarizushi that may or may not be stuffed full of crumbled-up Pop-Tarts instead of rice.
FROM ZACK:
• Aradia Megido: A whipcrack app she can download and install on her Gear, much like the famous Lightsaber App. • Alter Ego (care of Naegi): A dubstep track he wrote especially for her! It is entitled "SPELLCHECK YOURSELF OR WRECK YOURSELF". • Carmen Sandiego: A heart charm for her charm bracelet, acquired through actual legit means and not identity fraud. • Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi: A virus that changes his "new text message" beep to a dial-up log in noise. SORRY, KAYNETH. • Solf J. Kimblee: An "Explosion Button" app that he can download and install on his Gear, such that he can listen to the sweet music of explosions every time he hits his spacebar. • Julee: A hanging crystal that he hopes she likes because it is shiny! Also acquired through legit means and not identity fraud. • Literally Everyone On The Network: A downloadable CD consisting of seventeen straight hours of dubstep that he painstakingly crafted just for this Christmas.
FROM PARKER:
• Anyone She's Talked To Civilly At Least Twice: A box of delicious chocolates, holy shit. • Makoto Naegi, Leon Kuwata, Yasuhiro Hagakure, and Chiaki Nanami: An envelope of money containing P10,000. • Ralph: An envelope of money containing P10,000 and a certificate of achievement for being a Good Guy. • Bernini (but NOT KAYNETH): A Silk Scarf and an assortment of quality Pokemon food. • Mondo Oowada: An RC convertible that Parker, uh, modified such that there's no speed inhibitor and the motor is approximately four times as powerful as it should be, such that he can just terrorize everyone with this damn thing. • Kiyotaka Ishimaru: A set of high-quality lockpicks that Parker has personally tested herself, an assortment of locks in varying degrees of "difficulty" upon which to practice, a small case of other items such as paper clips, wire-rimmed sunglasses, small screwdrivers, and the like that can be used as makeshift lockpicks in a pinch, and a harness and cable that Parker sewed herself for maximum durability. You know, just in case.
FROM KIRIGIRI:
• Makoto Naegi: A survival bracelet woven of fifty feet of parachute cord and a jar of wishing stars that, if god forbid he counts them, number one thousand and one. Yes, she was legitimately folding these damn stars for days on end, good lord. • Byakuya Togami: A survival bracelet woven of fifty feet of parachute cord. • Leon Kuwata: A survival bracelet woven of fifty feet of parachute cord. • Mondo Oowada: A survival bracelet woven of fifty feet of parachute cord. • Kiyotaka Ishimaru: A survival bracelet woven of fifty feet of parachute cord. • Celestia Ludenberg: A pair of hair clips in red and white. • Yasuhiro Hagakure: A survival bracelet woven of fifty feet of parachute cord. • Chiaki Nanami: A pair of hair clips in pink and white. • John Egbert: A survival bracelet woven of fifty feet of parachute cord. • Rose Lalonde: A pair of hair clips in lavender and purple. • Dave Strider: A survival bracelet woven of fifty feet of parachute cord. • Jade Harley: A pair of hair clips in green and yellow. • Dirk Strider: A world in a tiny bottle, except with a tiny white horse in there instead of a tiny white bicycle. • Carter Blake:Psychiatric help A tin of nice coffee and some ginger cookies.
And I am CERTAIN I am forgetting people so if you think I probably forgot you, please let me know!
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• Phi: A puzzle ring, may she have fun putting it back together if it falls apart.
• Carter Blake: A hideous Christmas sweater featuring a dangling Snubbull, inside which is tucked a box set of Humphrey Bogardevoir films.
• Cobra Commander: His mask and outfit back, with P1500 tucked inside as a rental fee.
• Frank Archer: A boring and generic tie clip worthy of someone who knows nothing about him (supposedly).
• Solf J. Kimblee: A locket inscribed with a red lotus and the symbol "Om"; inside is engraved, "Ом является означающим истину в последней инстанции, что все едино."
• Heather Mason: The fedora she gave to Dale Cooper for Christmas last year.
• Harry Mason: A tin of expensive hot chocolate, one of expensive coffee, and an assortment of holiday cookies.
• Lancer: A collection of Olivine's finest wines.
• Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi: A fancy set of paints and a pair of season tickets to the Saffron City Concert Hall.
• Aradia Megido: A leather jacket, because...do you really have to ask?
• Tenten: A copy of The Most Dangerous Game, by Richard Conkeldurr.
• Kiyotaka Ishimaru: The Encyclopedia Britannica (what, she's old school), a copy of Sunkern Tzu's The Art of War, and a leather-bound journal filled with handwritten quotations on a variety of subjects from famous politicians, authors, philosophers, and such.
• Leon Kuwata: A dream in a jar, to keep him company while he works toward finding one for himself.
• Walter: A massive box of alphabet letters for him to practice and get familiar with.
• "Caroline" (GLaDOS): - An assortment of
SCIENCE!!chocolate and something to help her in her household upkeep.• Shaun Mars: A train ticket for the Goldenrod/Saffron Magnet Train, and a pass to the Azalea Town Treetop Adventure park.
FROM CARMEN - TO PEOPLE'S POKEMON:
• Zack: An upgrade for his remixing software, plus a high-quality microphone for when he wants to record his own new sounds for his library.
• Dorian: A box of inarizushi that may or may not be stuffed full of crumbled-up Pop-Tarts instead of rice.
FROM ZACK:
• Alter Ego (care of Naegi): A dubstep track he wrote especially for her! It is entitled "SPELLCHECK YOURSELF OR WRECK YOURSELF".
• Carmen Sandiego: A heart charm for her charm bracelet, acquired through actual legit means and not identity fraud.
• Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi: A virus that changes his "new text message" beep to a dial-up log in noise. SORRY, KAYNETH.
• Solf J. Kimblee: An "Explosion Button" app that he can download and install on his Gear, such that he can listen to the sweet music of explosions every time he hits his spacebar.
• Julee: A hanging crystal that he hopes she likes because it is shiny! Also acquired through legit means and not identity fraud.
• Literally Everyone On The Network: A downloadable CD consisting of seventeen straight hours of dubstep that he painstakingly crafted just for this Christmas.
FROM PARKER:
• Makoto Naegi, Leon Kuwata, Yasuhiro Hagakure, and Chiaki Nanami: An envelope of money containing P10,000.
• Ralph: An envelope of money containing P10,000 and a certificate of achievement for being a Good Guy.
• Bernini (but NOT KAYNETH): A Silk Scarf and an assortment of quality Pokemon food.
• Mondo Oowada: An RC convertible that Parker, uh, modified such that there's no speed inhibitor and the motor is approximately four times as powerful as it should be, such that he can just terrorize everyone with this damn thing.
• Kiyotaka Ishimaru: A set of high-quality lockpicks that Parker has personally tested herself, an assortment of locks in varying degrees of "difficulty" upon which to practice, a small case of other items such as paper clips, wire-rimmed sunglasses, small screwdrivers, and the like that can be used as makeshift lockpicks in a pinch, and a harness and cable that Parker sewed herself for maximum durability. You know, just in case.
FROM KIRIGIRI:
• Byakuya Togami: A survival bracelet woven of fifty feet of parachute cord.
• Leon Kuwata: A survival bracelet woven of fifty feet of parachute cord.
• Mondo Oowada: A survival bracelet woven of fifty feet of parachute cord.
• Kiyotaka Ishimaru: A survival bracelet woven of fifty feet of parachute cord.
• Celestia Ludenberg: A pair of hair clips in red and white.
• Yasuhiro Hagakure: A survival bracelet woven of fifty feet of parachute cord.
• Chiaki Nanami: A pair of hair clips in pink and white.
• John Egbert: A survival bracelet woven of fifty feet of parachute cord.
• Rose Lalonde: A pair of hair clips in lavender and purple.
• Dave Strider: A survival bracelet woven of fifty feet of parachute cord.
• Jade Harley: A pair of hair clips in green and yellow.
• Dirk Strider: A world in a tiny bottle, except with a tiny white horse in there instead of a tiny white bicycle.
• Carter Blake:
Psychiatric helpA tin of nice coffee and some ginger cookies.And I am CERTAIN I am forgetting people so if you think I probably forgot you, please let me know!