[ If you're unlucky enough to run into a certain teenage boy on one of the routes today and look him in the eyes, he will immediately approach you with a determined look™ in his eyes. ]

Wah hah hah! [ That is....a very obnoxious laugh. ]

Our eyes met, so we must battle! I was told to go out here and become the best trainer! That means that I, prosecutor Sebastian Debeste, will defeat you!

[ And before you get to say anything on the matter, he tosses up a Pokéball with a dramatic flourish and in a flash of light, out comes a...

...Luvdisc that immediately begins to flop around uselessly on the ground. ]