[Despite this man's reaction, Teddie can't help but practically prance over towards the Charmander and bend over to get a better look at it. Cubchoo isn't far behind, although he's sure to keep his fair distance away from the fire breathing health hazard.]

Whaaaaaat? Don't be so rude, they aren't a thing! Well, I mean, they are a thing, but they're also a person at the same time! And every person deserves a name.

[What was so wrong with the name Primus, anyway? Teddie's attention turns to the Charamander completely as he begins gushing over it, like any NORMAL person would.]

Hellooooooooo~ Aren't you bear-y adorable~? Is this mean ol' grandpa taking away your name?