[Teddie's taken aback by this, literally jumping back in disgust.]

Y-You would rather stay in pain than be NICE?! What the heck is wrong with you?! For shame, what would your parents say?

That's it, we're having a Teddievention! I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I just let this go!

[And despite his distrust of all things fire-type, Cubchoo can't help but give the Charmander a sympathetic pat on the back. Way to lose the lotto, buddy.]