[Someone closer to the road might get to see something small, dark, and fuzzy scrambling up a tree, stuffing a pack into a hollow, and then...being abruptly small, purple, and fuzzy, and the most utterly innocent and oblivious to everything "Rattata" ever seen. LOOK HE'S GOT A BERRY HE'S NOT INVOLVED IN ANYTHING NOPE NO PACK HERE.]
[Meanwhile, a little off the trail, someone is being a complete train wreck in the woods, attempting to give pursuit, and close enough to be heard swearing under his breath, tripping over undergrowth, and generally being someone who should never be allowed in deep woods alone. Or moderate woods. Or off the trail in woods. He also seems to be going parallel to the trail.]
Oh yes, very funny, just up and vanish with everything, bushy-tailed little...
[And then, in a much more chipper, cheerful, and oozing friendly tone...] Why, those are some of the most amazing fruit I've seen yet in this land! Too bad there's none here to share them with...
Thancred | FFXIV
[Meanwhile, a little off the trail, someone is being a complete train wreck in the woods, attempting to give pursuit, and close enough to be heard swearing under his breath, tripping over undergrowth, and generally being someone who should never be allowed in deep woods alone. Or moderate woods. Or off the trail in woods. He also seems to be going parallel to the trail.]
Oh yes, very funny, just up and vanish with everything, bushy-tailed little...
[And then, in a much more chipper, cheerful, and oozing friendly tone...] Why, those are some of the most amazing fruit I've seen yet in this land! Too bad there's none here to share them with...