[Not to mention that that would also open the door to all kinds of awkward questions like if the Fuhrer was actually Envy because he didn't seem to have any razor sharp teeth or anything, and Envy was a shapeshifter..]

Sounds like this place operates on completely different physics, huh?

[And for once, he's actually thankful that he's NOT an alchemist. Can you imagine having to re-learn all of the different principles of physics and biology to adjust to a new world where something like that might not even work?

The question about his porridge snapped him out of that train of thought entirely, however, as he perked up.]

Ah! Sweetener would be wonderful if you had it.