Don't think the hospital has an ass division, so we're in the clear. [See, everything's fine, because the fine varnish of sarcasm has returned.] So much for mint in the box. How am I gonna pay for a new computer now, trading cards? [Like he pays to begin with.]

[Oh. Well. That's an interesting question with an interesting answer--]

Uh, yeah, unless the room's spun around on me in the last ten seconds. What's up? [Sounds like a plan is in the works, or at least patent pending.]