[Eltee takes charge of the Pokésquad immediately, checking up on Dave's Espurr first before moving on to greet Hanzo, make sure everyone's fit for the rest of this puzzle-solving adventure.

Dave, meanwhile, looks...less enthused.]

Fake it with what?

[Did Mom give YOU a hose, bro? Because Dave sure doesn't have one in his backpack.]

I mean. I can think of one thing that's, like, ninety-five percent water, but I'm mostly hoping it doesn't come to that? Because last I remember, this was supposed to be a family-friendly franchise. I don't want to be caught literally pissing on people's childhoods.