[No worries, egg friend, Hanzo's still in the green.]

Oh, god. [He should totally have something for this, and he does not.] There's gotta be a way out of here that won't get us sued by Nintendo in the process.

[Oh, shit, he's got it. Not the witty rejoinder, but an idea! Because, while he doesn't carry a hoze in his backpack, he does have a couple cans of soda. As usual.] Stand back, unless you want sticky shoes for the next two days.

[Soda Pop saves the day again! Hopefully. Let's just. Shake it up first, you know, for maximum Water Gun immersion, and then---]

How's the hole situation looking? [Please don't let it open under them. Again.]