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dave mamahecking strider ([personal profile] callbacks) wrote in [community profile] slowpoke_gif 2015-07-27 05:14 pm (UTC)

Dave Strider | Homestuck

Ruins of Alph:

Hey? Hello?

[Someone's calling, kind of hoarsely at this point, from the third trap chamber down in the ruins. He managed to stumble down through the first two fine, with a little help from his Happiny and the Espurr he caught on Route 29, but now he's kind of. Uh.

Stuck.]


If anyone else has seen their way to falling down all these fuckin' traps, I guess we could use a hand. Or a rope, maybe.

[Dave sweeps the dim light of his Pokégear across the room and rubs his poor, abused tuchus.]

Or 'water,' I guess?

[He looks up again, the corners of his mouth pulled down in annoyance that teeters on the edge of, but hasn't yet plunged down, the slope to real worry.]

But seriously, how about a rope. I'm sick of tumbling down these Stone Age trapdoors all day like a useless piece of shit. Ow, Jesus, Eltee.

[The Happiny just makes a little hmph! noise and dusts her hands off after judiciously using Pound on Dave's foot.

Language, Strider.]

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