The universe had enough of fucking with us and we got pulled into another video game? I don't know the exact circumstances, but nobody else does, so we are just concentrating on living Pokemon lives.

[Time and space is incredibly muddled.]

Pfft--no, I mean yes, they have Pokemon, but they are far from being masters. As it stands, Dave has only gotten a badge from the first gym and I am trying to convince him to train in double battling with me.