Yeah! I mean, I'm pretty sure that me and him are bros, but that doesn't stop him from yelling at me whenever he sees me. But it's like... he yells because he cares, you know?

[It could also be because you're appearing out of thin air for no reason whatsoever. But John's going for friendship yells.]

Try pushing him down a flight of friendships stairs sometime! I think that's probably like the same thing as a hug to trolls.