Oh. Okay. [ dirk sighs. he really thought dave was going to take that and get far far far away from this hella awkward conversation. he would want to in his shoes.
he moves closer, cocking his head to one side while he digs through the box, only to have it shoved at him a second later ] That's good because I'm freezing my ass off. None of my clothes had sleeves. Hats, yes. Obviously, I needed a new hat. Essential part of an ensemble that I'm not wearing. Sleeves? No. You don't need sleeves. They want to see those sweet Texan arms. Sleeves are for people who have seen their own breath outdoors before.
[ he shifts the box under one arm to pull the jacket on, then shifts it to the other to pull the other sleeve on. his color is black today. thank god for shades and distractions. let's pretend there are no issues. la la la.
oh wait. there's a baby issue. it's probably cold too. he probably shouldn't put a plush looking clown pokemon in dave's coat box, so he'll just pick it up and zip it in his new jacket for now. nailed it. poke-parenting is easy. ]
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he moves closer, cocking his head to one side while he digs through the box, only to have it shoved at him a second later ] That's good because I'm freezing my ass off. None of my clothes had sleeves. Hats, yes. Obviously, I needed a new hat. Essential part of an ensemble that I'm not wearing. Sleeves? No. You don't need sleeves. They want to see those sweet Texan arms. Sleeves are for people who have seen their own breath outdoors before.
[ he shifts the box under one arm to pull the jacket on, then shifts it to the other to pull the other sleeve on. his color is black today. thank god for shades and distractions. let's pretend there are no issues. la la la.
oh wait. there's a baby issue. it's probably cold too. he probably shouldn't put a plush looking clown pokemon in dave's coat box, so he'll just pick it up and zip it in his new jacket for now. nailed it. poke-parenting is easy. ]