It depends on the day, you know? Sometimes good luck just follows you, sneaks up on you when you least expect it.

Me? I'm feeling luuuucky today!

[Truth be told, his results are mixed at best. But like he's really gonna talk about his losses in front of this guy he just met. Who does that? Not anyone smart, that's for sure.]

Heeeyyy~ Lucky for you, I don't get nervous with people watching, so it'll be good to have someone be my--how would he say it--[He puts on a deeper voice, one that sounds almost painful on some level. In fact, he might even be wearing sunglasses just for these three words:] partner in crime!

[Murasaki was quite the intimidating Pokemon, after all, it had shocked Osomatsu pretty good, and Chuu-chan wasn't dumb enough to ignore her own weaknesses.

But she is a sly fucker, glaring when that balloon attempts to distract her, Eyes only dart for a second to see if he really did have something to look at, glare intensifying before...

Pecking Osomatsu's head.


She doesn't need to attack you to foil your plan, butthead.]

OWW!!



CHUU-CHAN!! ARE YOU STUPID?

[Guess who's spinning his head around now to look at her, eyes narrowed and--seeing Murasaki there.]