come on and take a test drive (test drive)!

[these_guys]

TEST DRIVE MEME


➞ Post with a character you wish to test drive in this game's setting.
➞ Tag other people's starters and thread out shenanigans!
➞ Invite your friends! Try out new characters! Come play with us!
➞ Have fun!


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CHECK OUT ALL THE LOCATIONS WE HAVE AVAILABLE IN:

JOHTO | and | KANTO

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Comments

[callbacks]

[Things that are not important: acknowledging the continuity of time and space.

Things that are also not important: making sense. If it were important, then the answer to Tucker's prayer would surely not be Dave Let Me Tell You About Homestuck Strider.

He peers around Tucker to see what he's just picked up, then helpfully comments:]

That's water.

[What else can he help you with today?]

[dosomethingslacker]

[Well. That's unexpected, someone actually helping. He's not used to that one. He looks at the bottle again and grins.]

Okay, how about a price?

[Can you answer him that one, mr know it all

Also what's money. He hasn't seen that in years.]

[callbacks]

Like two dollars, I think? It's 200 P, whatever P stands for, though also I guess I don't know that wherever you're from uses dollars. Are you familiar with the United States of America, bro? Planet Earth?

[dosomethingslacker]

Been a couple decades, but yeah, I remember Earth.

[So he can at least work out the money exchange then. He starts looking a little more closely at some other products on the shelf.]

So it's not just me randomly waking up here, good to know.

[callbacks]

Naw, dude, there's like...a hundred of us or something? People who came in here from other worlds and junk. Oh man, are you new?

[dosomethingslacker]

A day or two ago, yeah.

[He's watchin u now tho, Dave.]

Have you heard or run into anyone calling themselves a Freelancer? Or 'Reds and Blues'?

[callbacks]

[Oh, hey.]

You mean like Carolina?

[dosomethingslacker]

Thank fuck. [That's one.]

Okay, what about anyone else? Or-- Actually if you know a way to use this damn thing [he pulls out the pokegear, still not even turned on] I can find out if the rest of my team's here.

[Better that than asking if this poor dude's had to suffer Church screaming or Caboose.... Caboosing.]

[callbacks]

Yeah, here, hold on.

[He takes the PokéGear with the annoying ease of a teenager used to this cutesy backwards technology, turns it on, opens Tucker's contacts, then pulls his 'Gear out, too, to scroll through.]

Here, let me give you Agent C's information. You know her boyfriends, too?

[dosomethingslacker]

[Tucker watches him, makes mental notes of what he does. Give him some future UNSC tech, he's good. Give him what looks like a fucking preschool toy, he's clueless until he sees someone else use it.]

...Boyfriends, what now.

[callbacks]

[He's distracted typing.]

North and uhh, what's his name. York? I've talked to North, he's cool. They're all shacked up together, it's kind of disgustingly domestic.

[dosomethingslacker]

Never heard of 'em.

[He's twisting the top off that water and taking a sip.

He'll pay for it on the way out if he remembers.]

May not be the same Carolina then. [Tucker how many people do you know that use 'Agent' as a first name.]

[callbacks]

[Tucker, please do not get arrested by the Kangaskhan police for forgetting to pony up P200 for your Fresh Water. Dave glances at Tucker over the 'Gears.]

Buff redhead, thinks she's super fly, could probably benchpress six of us at once?

[She's listed as tiger mom in Dave's 'Gear.]

[dosomethingslacker]

[Fuck.]

Yeah, that sounds like her. Didn't know she was a redhead.

[callbacks]

Oh, yeah, 'cause you guys are all space soldiers, right? Guess you gotta have helmets and shit.

[He hands Tucker's 'Gear back to him and points to Carolina's entry.]

Here, you can use that to contact her directly or you can post to the PokéConnect network if you want. Kind of like putting up a public memo. It's an easy way to rake in free loot, people are mad nice here.