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come on and take a test drive (test drive)!

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Yeah, it was totally her face! Punching somebody in the arm just isn't as effective, you know?

[Oh, crap. The dating advice. Yeah, about that Dave...]

Well... All she told me to tell her was "you don't need him."

[A pause. A very guilty pause.]

But I.... might have told her to not date you? Look, a lot of things happened, and I can't be responsible for anything that I may or may not have written on the back of a Nic Cage movie poster.

...Huh.

[A timeline where he didn't date Terezi. A timeline where maybe they're still friends and it's not all awkward. That could be good?]

Meh, actually, that might be kind of a good call. I mean, you're still getting like a year's worth of vicious noogie-ing, but that's practically unrelated, it's just your accumulated bro debt at this point. And that's with your timeline hero discount already applied. You know I'm not cheap.

[He crosses his arms again, because he can tell he's gonna have some kind of gross emotion--about the timeline, about there being some hope for them after all. About John.]

So when should I pick you up?

If I'm in for a year of noogies then you're in for like... at least two years of noogies, man. Probably more! There are also the actions of bird Dave to take into account and all.

[He will not be out-noogied. No siree.

Wait, what was that last part?]

Pick me up? What are you talking about?

[B (]

Well, I was gonna own my conscientious best bro duty and rocket in on a giant robot to escort you to civilization, but dude, don't hate on Davesprite, dude's had a hard time and also he's totally not me, eat several dicks in the corner and think about what you've done. No giant robots for bird racists. Bad John. Bad.

What! I am so not a bird racist. Look, I even have one on my head right now!

[John sweeps the camera up to show Dave his cloud bird, who chirrups happily at the camera. See, John is totally bird-friendly; his newest friend is a bird.]

Anyways, I bet you don't really have a giant robot.

...Do you?

[Dave considers the challenge silently, arms crossed, face unreadable. Then, he lifts his chin and calls:]

Gigantor.

[And into the frame lumbers nine-foot-two-inches of clay-footed, glowing-eyed Golurk, crouching awkwardly over Dave's shoulder to peer into the camera.]

Why don't you say hi to John, buddy?

[Gigantor makes a hollow, rumbling noise, and then lifts a hand about twice as heavy as Dave probably weighs. And gives John a tiny wave. Hello, John. :>]

[Okay, wow, that thing is huge. Dave is rewarded by John's mouth actually falling open in shock.]

Holy crap, what is that thing? Is it friendly? Why is it called Gigantor?

[It feels like every extra moment John spends here, he just has more questions which are not getting answered nearly quickly enough.]

Uh, because that's what I named it? Manners, John. Jesus.

[Dave pats Gigantor's hand, and the Golurk sits back on its haunches, unblinking and patient.]

It's a Golurk, which is, like...some kind of clay war machine possessed by a ghost, or something. Did you know there's a whole subset of Ghost-type Pokémon? Imagine.

[Ghosts, John. Ghosts.]

[John's eyes light up at that. Sure, he's sort of dealt with ghosts before with the dreambubble shenanigans, but those are the sad types of ghosts that are just dead people instead of the cool kind of ghosts that drool ectoplasm and throw things around.]

Oh man. Does that mean that there are Pokemon Ghostbusters? Pokeballs are kind of like Proton Packs, so there's gotta be. If not then this universe is totally bullshit!

Is there a slimer Pokemon? I'm going to catch the slimer Pokemon.

There's at least a Pokémon Ghostbusters movie. Gastlybusters. I'm not watching it with you.

[As if there's really a question about that. Of course Dave's watching it with him.]

[John's entire face lights up like he's just heard that he's getting all of those Christmas and birthday presents he's been overdue for all at once. A new Ghostbusters flick that he hasn't yet seen with his own two eyes? This is the best thing that has officially happened to him, ever.]

Oh man, Gastlybusters? I've gotta watch this immediately. Do you have a copy? Like you can't just tell me that something like that exists and not watch it with me. That's got to be forbidden by some best bro clause I think.

[He's pacing around a little bit, not even really looking at the screen anymore. He's just thinking of the possibilities.]

God, I can't even imagine how awesome this is. Are there like, Pokemon universe versions of Bill Murray and Sigourney Weaver? Are all of the characters Pokemons now? Where can you even buy Pokemon movies, is there like a Pokemon Blockbuster or something?

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