Oh, troll diets, what are they. I'm assuming anything that's mostly meat he's good with. And uh. Probably burgers because he had one when he and Dave went out to lunch with Carolina and I mean who doesn't love burgers, it's like a crime not to or something.

The really sad part is that he's probably been following Dave's cue when it comes to human food and Dave grew up in a house where the fridge = sword storage. Fortunately, it has been established that Jade has been getting on their asses about eating right (I think???), so he is eating at least some green leafy plant matter and/or fruits. I'd try to think of some appropriately trollish name for them but I'm fucking tired. THOSE THINGS. It happen.