Sooo TELL me what you want what you really really want

[callbacks]

✭ A HEADCANON/QUESTIONS MEME ✭

Blatantly ripped from the last one Alex put up

→ Post with a list of your characters.
→ Comment to other people asking them questions about their lineup. Ask anything you can think of: questions about personal headcanon, thoughts on your CR, hypothetical situations, off-screen interactions, future plans, serious business, random crack, whatever!
→ Respond to the questions you receive!
→ LEARN NEW THINGS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S CHARACTERS THAT YOU NEVER KNEW BEFORE.
→ Discover things your characters have in common and forge excellent CR and shenanigans accordingly.
→ Repeat steps 2-5 forever.

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Asher

[callbacks]

Dave Strider callbacks | Homestuck
Agent York ratherbelocky | Red vs. Blue

[wing_attack]

We may know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, but how far could York chuck a woodchuck?

I'm tired shut up.

[ratherbelocky]

Pretty far, probably.

Re: Asher

[in4apounding]

Besides Rose, who would Dave be most excited for to appear in Pokéworld?

[callbacks]

Terezi, if only so he can be sure she's okay. Karkat's report on her last known whereabouts was not uplifting and John's account didn't really soothe him on that front. Plus he feels really bad that Karkat's here without any other trolls around, and while Terezi would be AWKWARD at least she's familiar. He knows her better than he knows Kanaya even if Kanaya is cool.

STRIKE ALL THAT I FORGOT THE MAYOR

DAVE WOULD WANT THE MAYOR

THE MAYOR!!!

[in4apounding]

...god, WV would be amazing. New Can Town in Goldenrod, 2016.

[donoteat]

Has Dave ever un/ironically sang the Pokéraps.....

[callbacks]

He has not because he did not grow up with the Nintendos, so he does not have that knowledge stored within him. I'm sure if he heard of it though he would jump on them immediately and then endeavor to write a better one.

[quadrangle]

Oh my god. You utter shit. How dare you make the subject line fucking Spice Girls I hate you forever.

Okay no uh. How's Sweet Throh and Hella Sawk coming along. Also, has Dave stopped drawing dicks in Karkat's coffee. Also also I'm stealing one of your questions and asking what Dave has been wearing lately this sounded so much less creepy before I typed it but I'm leaving it in. I MEAN BECAUSE HE'S WEIRD MR ALCHEMIZES A FUCKTON OF SUITS I don't know there is no recovering from this bye I'm leaving forever now.

[callbacks]

You love me. [shibe]

• Sweet Throh and Hella Sawk is actually...not coming along all that much. Dave's too depressed to really work on it. He just kind of half-asses a sketch (which, you know, when you half-ass a SBAHJ sketch, that's really. That's something.) and then loses focus and craps around on the PokéConnect.


• Dave has not stopped drawing dicks in Karkat's coffee because, the way pouring latte art works, dicks are actually pretty fast and easy to draw. Also Dave knows Karkat doesn't actually care. But during slower hours, when he has more time to actually draw stuff in there instead of doing the fast-draw pouring art and also when there's less of an audience, he'll sometimes draw a diamond or Merope or Sharru or a hilarious rendition of Karkat himself just to see his reaction.


• GENERALLY Dave's default is pretty much a comfy T-shirt/jeans combo. The suits were kind of a result of alchemizing crap he had on hand; I think the fact that in the end, when he had more resources, he ended up with that raglan red-sleeve tee says a lot about his actual fashion preferences and how he sees himself. The nicest he ever looks is at work, where he wears a crisp white button-down shirt, a black vest, and black slacks. ...He gets flirted with a lot at work but doesn't really bring it up because it's embarrassing.
  
  Casually, though, since it's still a little chilly for his tastes, he tends to wear the horrific Christmas sweaters he got or a hoodie over his T-shirts, and he often still wears a scarf so that his Dedenne can ride around tucked into it.

[quadrangle]

Sharru is a fancy Meowstic now btw did you know also STOP FUCKING BEING DEPRESSED, DAVE. Should they go on another waffle date. I think they should go on another waffle date. And Karkat still needs to get him the douchefucker sweater just because.

and jsyk Karkat probably grins like an idiot whenever he gets a diamond and tries REALLY HARD AND REALLY OBVIOUSLY to hide it.

[callbacks]

Ooooh pretty Meowstic going around picking up alllllll the cute quadrantmates. THEY SHOULD TOTALLY GO ON ANOTHER WAFFLE DATE or maybe a dumb movie theater matinee date. Like, a buddy cop movie or something. It's LIKE a pale relationship, right? Anyway asking a dead Dave not to be depressed is sort of like asking Karkat not to be neurotic, soooo good luck with that.

YES, JUST AS KEIKAKU

[quadrangle]

I will miss his vacant Espurr stare but Meowstics, man, they have those ridiculous tails and headfluff and asldfkgjfsh. AND YES all of these things. And yeah, that. Is true also. Well, shit.

you are the WORST