1. It's really odd seeing you older than me, but you haven't change much. If anyone but me tries taking adventure of you don’t worry I’ll take care of them.

2. You are an idiot there is no question of this, but that doesn’t make you any less interesting. Your food was great so I wont ask for a refund.

3. I don’t know what to do about you. However if you tick me off again, I won’t be as nice next time. I’ll take off an arm you only need one.

4. You have the ego the size of a country but that’s understandable. You’re a great friend, even if you are a bit off at times.

5. I thought emperors were boring people you certainly proved me wrong, congrats. If we ever meet I love to test your skills

6. I wish you were my older sister sometime you make a better sibling then my asshole older brothers. Plus you know how to have fun.

7. How can you be such a dork?

8. You’re pretty dumb; I’m not going to lie. You did give me something fun to do and hey it wasn’t that bad.

9. I’d love to fight you again, that was one of the best things to happen all year.

10. You need to be more honest with yourself and probably lay off the puns.