...I have to pick just one "least favorite"? Oh, lord.
At this precise moment in time, Albert's favorite thing about Johto is probably the fact that Coop seems happy in it. Which just goes to show you how little Albert likes Johto, really, because Coop was happy in Twin Peaks, too, and Albert wouldn't say something positive about Twin Peaks if you gave him a billion dollars to do it. The thing about Albert is that he remembers Pittsburgh, and Windom, and just how bad things got for Coop — and at his current canonpoint, they're well entrenched in the hunt for Windom on top of it — and then he comes here and sees Coop in Johto and it's like...yeah, life and karma have been sucker-punching Coop in the face for as long as Albert's known him and now he's finally, finally getting some semblance of a break from that. In Albert's book, that's not a bad thing by any means.
The thing he hates most about Johto, on the other hand, is probably how rural it is, comparatively speaking. Albert hates small towns and folksy mentalities, and thus far the vast majority of the cities he's ended up in have been these tiny little backwoods locales — and the ones that weren't had destroyed Pokemon Centers and landmarks so their medical facilities were reduced to the Dark Ages, too, and it just pisses him off so bad because he's like dammit, just give me a city and a working lab and all the tools I require and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY. B(
Also he refuses to use the word "Pokemon" because that is his SILENT REBELLION against belief in this place.
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At this precise moment in time, Albert's favorite thing about Johto is probably the fact that Coop seems happy in it. Which just goes to show you how little Albert likes Johto, really, because Coop was happy in Twin Peaks, too, and Albert wouldn't say something positive about Twin Peaks if you gave him a billion dollars to do it. The thing about Albert is that he remembers Pittsburgh, and Windom, and just how bad things got for Coop — and at his current canonpoint, they're well entrenched in the hunt for Windom on top of it — and then he comes here and sees Coop in Johto and it's like...yeah, life and karma have been sucker-punching Coop in the face for as long as Albert's known him and now he's finally, finally getting some semblance of a break from that. In Albert's book, that's not a bad thing by any means.
The thing he hates most about Johto, on the other hand, is probably how rural it is, comparatively speaking. Albert hates small towns and folksy mentalities, and thus far the vast majority of the cities he's ended up in have been these tiny little backwoods locales — and the ones that weren't had destroyed Pokemon Centers and landmarks so their medical facilities were reduced to the Dark Ages, too, and it just pisses him off so bad because he's like dammit, just give me a city and a working lab and all the tools I require and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY. B(
Also he refuses to use the word "Pokemon" because that is his SILENT REBELLION against belief in this place.