Mm...well, I'm the younger of the last two members of my species, so there will come a day when I am the single remaining univir. And I've outlived all but one of my acquaintances, most by centuries.

[but tbh he isn't that fussed about either of those things because he's too busy being fussed about the other people in this meme. protective instincts going off all over, what can he do to help]