I guess it doesn't matter here given that we're all average, but in my world I'm so exceptionally talented as a magus that absolutely nothing challenges me, which sounds wonderful in theory but in practice is incredibly boring. I've accomplished a lot of things, certainly, but why should I take any pride in them when there's no reason why I wouldn't have accomplished them in the first place? Why should I be praised for them? You don't praise people for breathing, you just accept it as something they'll naturally do and then move on with your life.

I decided to win the Holy Grail War so I would have some sort of meaningful accomplishment to my name, but a completely idiotic student of mine stole the relic I was going to use to summon Alexander the Great, so I had to rely on some backup Servant who may or may not be seducing my fiancee-I don't know, that's precisely the thing he does. I thought things were fine between us but given that she stated she wanted to break off the engagement right before she returned to our world I have absolutely no idea what she's thinking, and I never got to ask her about it because this place is absolutely horrible.

[...man, just think of how he'll get once canon happens and his life starts actually sucking...]