Test Drive Meme!

[these_guys]

TEST DRIVE MEME


➞ Post with a character you wish to test drive in this game's setting.
➞ Tag other people's starters and thread out shenanigans!
➞ Invite your friends! Try out new characters! Come play with us!
➞ Have fun!

✭ ✭ ✭
NOT SURE WHERE TO BEGIN YOUR TEST-DRIVE JOURNEY?
CHECK OUT ALL THE LOCATIONS WE HAVE AVAILABLE IN:

JOHTO | and | KANTO

Comments

Ryu | Breath of Fire IV

[amnesiadragon]

[1]

[So there's a guy sitting in one of the parks in Goldenrod, right. He's got blue hair, weird clothes, and a very serious expression on his face as he stares into the gooey ball of a Goomy he has in front of him.]

[... Neither of them are saying anything, at least not for a while, but eventually the guy speaks.]

So... how are you a dragon again?

[Some Endless are weird, but not this weird.]

[2]

[So there's this guy in a department store, thankfully without a Goomy near him. He's in the appliance section and staring at... everything. Eventually he goes up to a refrigerator and opens it.]

... This doesn't look like a very comfortable bed.

2!

[sunsetsitter]

[...Okay so. She has to lean around from the aisle she's in to see who the heck this guy is because come on.]

Dude, that wouldn't even make a comfortable coffin. What planet are you from that you've never seen a fridge before?

[amnesiadragon]

[He turns and looks at her, blinking in confusion.]

A what?

[sunsetsitter]

[For a moment, she looks genuinely sad that this guy doesn't seem to be fucking with her.]

A refrigerator? You know, like... [Okay Izabel, you can't just say "A FRIDGE" over and over and expect him to suddenly get it.] Well, how about a pantry? Do you know what that is?

[amnesiadragon]

Oh, yeah! That's where the bread is. At least that's what Nina told me when we passed it in the castle...

[sunsetsitter]

Sweet!

[Frame of reference, hurray. Kind of "ehhh" about the whole castle part, though.]

They can hold all kinds of food, too, not just bread. Anyway, a fridge is like a pantry that keeps food and things cold so they don't, like, rot as fast or whatever.

[amnesiadragon]

Oh... that's really helpful. ... But why don't they just use magic or something?

[sunsetsitter]

[Have a bit of a shrug.]

Never seen a spell that could. That'd be kind of a waste too, right? I don't really get how it works for the Horns, but it's usually a lot of give and take, isn't it? There's a sacrificial component to, like, every spell I've heard about. Electricity's way easier.

[amnesiadragon]

Well... I mean, it takes energy, but... huh. I guess the ice would go away once the spell is over.

And what's electricity?

[sunsetsitter]

[...You poor bastard.]

Uh... Nnnnatural energy? [Let's go with that. Explaining things in ways that wasn't "and then some magical fairy farted out a universe and that's how the world was made" was hard.] It's what makes fridges and things like that run. Seriously man, your planet sounds like it sucks.

[amnesiadragon]

I like where I came from! Even if I wasn't there at first... but I like it.

[sunsetsitter]

[Izabel's a little taken aback at that -- she was used to everyone agreeing that Things Weren't Great -- but it's only a few seconds before she's offering a gentler tone.]

Sorry. I've always had a bit of wanderlust, so I forget not everyone feels the same. Home's home, though! Shouldn't have talked bad about yours, especially since I haven't seen it.

[amnesiadragon]

It's okay. I like traveling, too. I don't really have a home, but I like the places I've seen.

[sunsetsitter]

And none of 'em have had fridges, huh.

[She leans against the fridge, smiling over to him as if to prove that the teasing is something friendly.]

Are you looking for a bed anyway, or did you just think this thing was one? Most dudes I know just stay at the inns or the centers.

[amnesiadragon]

No.

[He shakes his head, just shrugging a bit.]

I was just looking at them. It's really interesting.

[sunsetsitter]

If you're looking at it and expecting to sleep in one, sure.

[She gives the fridge another appraisal, then lifts herself off it.]

So hey, I'm Izabel. If you need me to explain anything else while I'm here, I'd be happy to.

[amnesiadragon]

I'm Ryu! Thanks for the offer... a lot of stuff here is really confusing.

[sunsetsitter]

At least it keeps things interesting! Though the whole "draining the wallet" part of this place in particular is a real bummer. Home appliances? Expensive as hell! And they want you to pay all that after you spend a buttload of money on your own place. Makes you wonder how many people actually settle down around here.

[She walks a little further down, inspecting the price tags.]

Nuts. Anyway, all these things run on electricity, too. Most things do.

[amnesiadragon]

Yeah. I like learning new things! It's kind of fun. I don't know how many people settle down... but I like traveling.

... How does it do that?

[He follows along after her.]

[sunsetsitter]

Yeah. Maybe now I'll have the chance to grow old and boring, but until then? Pretty happy with moving all over this place.

[Izabel tucks some of the longer parts of her hair behind an ear, eyes rolling up to the ceiling.]

Hoo boy, how to explain that... Uh, well first. What kind of pokemon-thingies you got, so far?

[amnesiadragon]

Um... I have a... a Goomy. That's about it.

[He's not really that good at catching Pokemon.]

[sunsetsitter]

That sounds adorable.

[But she doesn't know what it is so she's digging into her pocket to get her 'gear and look it up.]

Huh, okay. Well, like this one is a -- dragon type? Really? -- there are also electric types. Was hoping I could use one as an example, but we're apparently both fresh outta that. Their attacks are kind of like lightning from storms, and that's the same zappy energy they use for appliances, if you can imagine that.

[amnesiadragon]

Oh, okay. I... I still haven't fought a lot of Pokemon here. I've had a few battles, but most Pokemon I just ask if we can pass by and they let us.

[sunsetsitter]

Oh, yeah? That works?

[Ryu's finally pulled her full attention again.]

I mean, I doubt PK would let us get away with that, but that's pretty cool of them.

[amnesiadragon]

PK? ... But yeah. ... I've always been good with animals. At least ones that aren't actively attacking me.