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[memesock]

By anon request...

Fanservice/Kink Meme

They're both awesome memes, so why not just slap them into one?

HOW THIS WORKS:

I will make a post with this account for anonymous kink requests. These requests don't actually have to be sexual--ask for a picture of a slowpoke nomming on someone's pants or a fic of Johto turning out to be an artificial reality ran by GLaDOS, whatever you like--but they're requests that people can anonymously or openly fill. For courtesy's sake, try to fill out as many other requests as you make.

FOR THE FANSERVICE, THE RULES:

1. Post with your characters.
2. Reply to other characters (anon or openly) asking for scenes/pairings/what have you to be played out between that character and someone else. Self requests are A-Okay, and requests can be sexy or gen or whatever. We don't judge.
3. Play the requested scenes out! Or if no one's requested from you, sit back and enjoy the other requests.
4. Respect each other's limits, but don't bug people for what they ask for. Remember, we're all here to have fun! So go and have fun.

For the sake of clarity, an example:
X's Post
Someone's reply: 'X and Y play a card game.' or something like 'X and Y play a card game in a massive poker tournament and the loser gets eaten by sharks.'
And then X goes and tags Y and they play the scenario.

Go forth, and have lots of cracky fun!

Comments

[remainingtwin]

[His answer is a giggle and Mio nods] A little! But it's okay, it's interesting! I like listening to you talk. [There's another little smile and a mental self-high five. That sounded good, right? Of course it helped that she really could just listen to Reid babble on for a while.]

What's a... phylum?

[leftinbasketforfbi]

Uh, thank you. [And that's a genuine thank you. Not everyone can honestly say they like hearing him talk.

He glances up at her again, slipping into 'teacher' mode.]

A phylum is a principal taxonomic category that ranks above class and below kingdom. Taxonomy is the study of classification, especially of organisms; first there is Domain, then there is Kingdom, then Phylum, then Class, then Order, then Family, then Genus, then Species.

'Kingdom' is what people are most familiar with; kingdom divides animals from plants, and both of those from fungus, and all three of those from bacteria, from protists, and from archaea. Within those categories, phyla are used to categorize organisms based on a general body plan or purpose they have in common; one you would be familiar with would be 'arthropods'. Arthropods are grouped together based on the fact that they all have exoskeletons made of chitin, and creatures within that phyla would include things like butterflies, scorpions, crabs, spiders, millipedes, and so on.

Do you understand?

[remainingtwin]

[Not entirely, but she nodded anyway] Mm! You're a lot better teacher then anyone back home.

[Which is true enough, even if he DOES tend to babble. There's another smile.] I think most people classify them by egg groups or type; Pokemon can breed within their egg group, not just others of their type. It can get confusing. And they all lay eggs. [Which she knew Spencer knew, but she's trying to impress him]

Do you want me to help, or...? [She trails off, unsure. Someone more experienced might say something sexy and be sultry, but Mio just feels a little embarrassed at her own inexperience.]

If we get it done, maybe we can go out somewhere?

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[He smiles, but he can't help but wonder what kind of teachers she's had back home if he's the best.

He gestures for her to pull up a chair, despite the fact that she probably won't be able to say anything about biology he doesn't know--this can be a learning experience.] Yeah, that seems to be the system here. I'm trying to find a connection all creatures within an egg group have, since for many of the combinations, there's no immediate indicator of why they would even be compatible sexually, let alone genetically. Honestly, by our worlds' standards, they wouldn't even count as separate species, since they can produce fertile offspring with one another, regardless of the sex of the offspring.

[And unfortunately, Mio is still right in his social blind spot. He can tell that someone's upset by noticing how long it takes them to turn a page, but he does not notice that she's showing interest in him. He glances up at the suggestion, since he would have expected her to try to get away from him as quickly as possible so she could meet with whoever she was made up for. But oh well, perhaps she doesn't know the person and they work in a certain restaurant or something, so she's just trying to find a way to meet him or her.

THIS IS LOGIC.] Uh, sure. Where did you want to go?