...Reaver's entire life is a clusterfuck of decisions made on the underlying principle of "BECAUSE WHY NOT."

And honestly, he needs this so badly because he is pretty much made entirely of sass and as such he's pretty good at being completely off-putting and pretty bad at forming any sort of interpersonal...anything. It's kind of spectacular, really, and I'm honestly just kind of made of glee that he has hit it off so well with Carmen. As...bad as this is for Carmen, uh... No, I will not stop offering the drowning man the cheeseburgers. I will not.