Headcanon Meme!

[usedlaserbeam]

✭ A HEADCANON/QUESTIONS MEME ✭
Because Plurk is down and everything is terrible.

→ Post with a list of your characters.
→ Comment to other people asking them questions about their lineup. Ask anything you can think of: questions about personal headcanon, thoughts on your CR, hypothetical situations, off-screen interactions, future plans, serious business, random crack, whatever!
→ Respond to the questions you receive!
→ LEARN NEW THINGS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S CHARACTERS THAT YOU NEVER KNEW BEFORE.
→ Repeat steps 2-4 forever.
→ Holy Voltorbs.

Comments

[explosivecombat]

...Reaver's entire life is a clusterfuck of decisions made on the underlying principle of "BECAUSE WHY NOT."

And honestly, he needs this so badly because he is pretty much made entirely of sass and as such he's pretty good at being completely off-putting and pretty bad at forming any sort of interpersonal...anything. It's kind of spectacular, really, and I'm honestly just kind of made of glee that he has hit it off so well with Carmen. As...bad as this is for Carmen, uh... No, I will not stop offering the drowning man the cheeseburgers. I will not.

[doitrockapella]

You know, the very first episode of Carmen's canon was the Art History episode where she decided to become a great artist and create her own history-changing masterpiece by...basically stealing all the most famous aspects of already famous masterpieces and slapping them all together on a single canvas and calling it good, and all I can think to myself now is that no wonder it failed as miserably as it did, because Reaver wasn't there to pop up and be like NO NO YOU NEED SOME MORE UNICORNS IN THE BACK.

The unicorns could've saved it, surely.

THE DROWNING MAN AND CHEESEBURGER METAPHOR WILL NEVER NOT BE HYSTERICAL TO ME DAL. IT'S SO APT.

[explosivecombat]

Well, honestly, outside of the unicorns randomly being majestic as fuck, somehow I don't think he would be much help there on the art front.

No, you don't understand.

I really, really don't...

All of these are entirely canon and on open display in his manor, by the way. Yes, even this.