You know, the very first episode of Carmen's canon was the Art History episode where she decided to become a great artist and create her own history-changing masterpiece by...basically stealing all the most famous aspects of already famous masterpieces and slapping them all together on a single canvas and calling it good, and all I can think to myself now is that no wonder it failed as miserably as it did, because Reaver wasn't there to pop up and be like NO NO YOU NEED SOME MORE UNICORNS IN THE BACK.

The unicorns could've saved it, surely.

THE DROWNING MAN AND CHEESEBURGER METAPHOR WILL NEVER NOT BE HYSTERICAL TO ME DAL. IT'S SO APT.