'tis time

[combat_butler]

Greetings once again, Route! With a few gatherings looming at the end of the month, now seems a good time to post the--

CR / PLOTTING MEME

You all know what to do, so here is your handy dandy form to fill in!

<u><b>MUN</b></u> <b>Name:</b> <b>Timezone:</b> <b>Contact:</b> aim, plurk, msn, email... list your preferred method(s)! <b>What you're looking for:</b> What kind of things interest you RP wise? A lasting friendship? A heated rival? Ship teasing? Share your desires! <u><b>Character</b></u> <b>Name + Journal + Series:</b> name (<user name="SN GOES HERE">) • SERIES NAME GOES HERE <b>Location</b> Where are they right now? <b>Blurb:</b> Give us a brief rundown on them! <b>Plans:</b> Have anything set in stone or happening soon or in the near future? Anything you WANT to have happen in the future? Let us know! Use this to ask for character specific CR you want as well! <b>Link to a recent post/log people can tag into:</b> If you have one, link away!

There you have it! Reply with that info then hit up new people, prod the CR you want more with, make some more plans for prom, the idol concert... or just use this to add folks on your contact method of choice. Make use of it as you will, Route!

Comments

[foolishwren]

... oh my god.

YES PERFECT oh man Heather could be watching in mild disgust all "ugh guys get a roo-- ... whoa. WHOA. What. Wait. What? WHOA."

She knows a little about lock-picking (IN SILENT HILL ALL DOORS ARE LOCKED SO YOU NEED TO GET CREATIVE) but given Parker's field, Heather's knowledge is doubtlessly matchsticks in comparison.

[nostabbing]

The sad thing is the behind-the-back thing is actually canon. I didn't even make that part up, I'm lifting it straight from The Girls' Night Out Job.

Now to find someone for her to make out with

Yeah, there are few if any locks that can stand up to Parker when she's determined to get through them. ON THE UPSIDE if she can teach a five-year-old how to get through a padlock in under eight seconds (also canon), she can definitely impart such wisdom onto Heather.

[foolishwren]

FFF THAT IS EPIC and I have heard great things about Leverage from RL friends, I really ought to check it out sometime.

But YEAH AWESOME Heather would definitely want to get in on that. She's not planning on going on any breaking-and-entering sprees, but the survivor in her really prizes those sorts of skills so she'd be interested in learning solely from a 'I might need these' standpoint.

I can see the CR starting purely from Heather witnessing that and then grabbing Parker later like HEY I SAW YOU DO THIS!!! HOW. >8I!

[nostabbing]

YES YOU SHOULD not least of which because more people need to see this canon and also potentially app me castmates. It's basically Ocean's Eleven: the TV Show, with Buffy-paced dialogue. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT IN A TV SHOW.

Canonically the most important thing in the world to Parker (and the only thing she likes) is money. >> SUFFICE TO SAY, shortly after arriving in Route she began accumulating a secret bank account. Courtesy of the Rockets' unprotected funds. Suffice to say she's got a fair amount of money now AND SHE IS NOT STOPPING ANYTIME SOON. I need to have her start knocking over jewelry stores and stuff.

YES GOOD LET US DO THIS I WILL FIND A MAKEOUT PATSY SOMEHOW

[foolishwren]

EXCELLENT well I can't promise castmates because I am notoriously bad at having more than one character in a game at a time, BUT. I will definitely give it a look at some point.

And haha oh mannnn PARKER... at least she's well-equipped to get away with it!

But YES so up for this. If you can't find anybody we can always make up an NPC. :I I'M SURE THERE WILL BE JOHTO NATIVES AROUND.

[nostabbing]

hey man I am actively part of a Twin Peaks cast, clearly DWRP miracles do come true. I HAVE FAITH.

LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY. LOTS OF MONEY. It doesn't feel like home without enough money to buy a small island in the bank.

THIS IS TRUE, WE WILL DO THIS. LEGIT.

[foolishwren]

THAT IS TRUE. I won't lie, I just can't stop marveling at the fact that we HAVE a Twin Peaks cast. I mean, holy shit. OF ALL THE THINGS I'D NEVER EXPECTED.

But YES.

IF ALL ELSE FAILS, I VOLUNTEER OFFICER JERRY.

[nostabbing]

oh my god

SHADES OF SPECIAL AGENT MCSWEETEN



(there is an FBI agent named McSweeten who thinks that Parker is an undercover FBI agent herself and this is a series-long running joke that I find absolutely hilarious, so Officer Jerry may be more fitting for this than initially expected)

[foolishwren]

......

okay it's decided SHE CAN MAKE OUT WITH OFFICER JERRY

workin' security at a sweet resort like the good cop he is
when suddenly alcohol and seduction?!
his life is hard.

[nostabbing]

Using my Laura Palmer icon here specifically for references to drunkenness and debauchery, fuck yeah.

GET SOME, OFFICER JERRY
GO MAN GO

[foolishwren]

HE FINALLY GETS SOME








and then she breaks into a private room while making out with him and steals some obscure Elite Four heirloom

while making out with him

[nostabbing]

and then uses him as a mule to sneak the contraband off the premises

like a badass

[foolishwren]

that awkward moment when you're a police officer and you get detained for being the accessory to a crime