POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON Meme!

[foolishwren]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Meme

If you've never played Pokemon Mystery Dungeon before, here's the skinny:
1) Your character wakes up.
2) To their surprise, they've mysteriously become a Pokemon! Oh no!
3) ... Wow. There's no humans anywhere. What do?
4) Better head up to the Wigglytuff Rescue Guild so that you'll have a warm place to sleep while you figure out what's up!
5) ????
6) PROFIT


Your character is now an Exploration Team rookie, vying for the best exploration missions and forming friendships with fellow team-mates! Decide what Pokemon your character has become and get cracking! Go on missions, get to know your partner(s), butt heads with potential rivals, or maybe just try to slack off or sneak a bite to eat from the kitchen without getting caught by Chatot or Chimecho! IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.

Comments

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry's just going to swallow that hook, line, and sinker. He trusts you, Envy!]}

Lead the way. I'll try to keep up...at least living in the woods won't be so hard. I've done it before.

[brokenmemories]

[You see this dirty grin on Misaki's face? Probably the only time you'll see it ever.]

Lead the way then, partner.

[divinewind]

[Wander around and be unproductive you say?]

[There's a Salamence tromping down the tunnels in her direction, looking confused and like he's looking for someone. He's had a few things explained to him since this morning when he woke up here. The Wigglytuff had given him a mission, told him to go find a partner to explore with, and then left him to look for someone. But everyone else already seems to have a mission partner. So when he sees the Gothitelle looking like she doesn't have anything to do, he goes right up to her.]

Excuse me. Do you have a partner for missions already?

[brokenmemories]

[Upon seeing the Salamence, Misaki had a surprised look on her face, kind of amazed at the size. That amazement was wiped away when the dragon opened his mouth, however.]

...

[Should she answer honestly or blow the dragon off?]

No.

[divinewind]

[Temeraire tilts his head slightly when she speaks; the voice sounds very familiar...]

Would you mind going on a mission with me, then? The Wigglytuff said that it was very important.

[Yeah he doesn't really believe that it is, but he's gotta do something to keep occupied or he'll start thinking too hard about what's happened.]

[divinewind]

[Temeraire gets back on his feet and straightens his wings out, embarrassed at how bad that landing was.]

Ah, hello. Are you all right? You looked like you were having trouble before.

[Very blunt, but he does sound concerned.]

[brokenmemories]

[Sorry Temeraire but if your voice isn't that recognizable, Misaki won't care to find out who you are.]

[The Gothitelle crossed her arms, obviously not taking the Wigglytuff's seriously either. But at least it means she'll have something to do.]

Fine. Show me the way.

[show_my_cannons]

Uh huh.

[He drawls it out. He doesn't seem to be concerned in the least for the war-hopping mongoose powers. If he were something more flammable, he probably would be.]

[Instead, he limps out to a patch of sunlight. Yes, he's still a big, strong creature, who would rather take faces than lie around.]

[But he also has copious amounts of aching joints. Sunning himself for a while helps.]

Do your worst.

[ragnarok_strike]

[Hey, have a friendly Flareon, who's... wagging his tail a bit!]
Hey, uh - you okay over there?
[They're both Eeveelutions...?]

[ragnarok_strike]

[Laguna gives a flick of his own tail - before sitting down, giving his face a bit of a scratch, before giving a smile.]
Well, I mean, you could - but what if you collapsed down there? Uh, because Pichu aren't as strong as some of these other Pokemon.
[Plus, he totally has Dig - that'd protect him from some attacks, at least...?]

[saxsongs]

[Ren shook his head - he's clearly amused.]

It must be nice to be able to fly. Though learning to walk with nine tails is quite enough for me...

[Though they make a nice pillow.]

Sasuke Uchiha | Naruto (Art Source: Bulbapedia)

[beforethedarkness]

[This is so stupid!

Not only is he stuck as a cat, but it's a pokémon cat and... He thought it was bad enough when he had no jutsu. He misses his body damn it.

A sigh left the kitty that went to go sulk by himself, because apparently he couldn't go on missions without at least one other person on his team. Wonderful.]

Yo! mission~

[itsjustdust]

[You're not alone! He's been trying to figure out how to move on four legs and has been clumsy as hell, but he's here.]

Hey! Hey I found you!

[And then he took a rolling tumble that got him to you... but he was half upsidedown.]

Obito Uchiha | Naruto

[itsjustdust]

[Okay, so he was a Leafeon. He hadn't ever even thought about one of these. Aaaagh, and they had four legs. He was having issues with that and kept tripping over himself every few steps. Currently, he'd given up and was pretending he was climbing a cliff without chakra.

And thus had himself plastered to the ground, yep.]

[itsjustdust]

[Yay! You can actually do that. Obito... Obito can't. He's still having issues with the walking part, and when he got going too fast ended up taking a tumble... and skidding. Have a crumpled Leafeon.]

Ow.

[itsjustdust]

[At least you've figured out the mechanics of walking. This Leafeon has not, and is sort of listing sideways as he heads in your general direction.]

[itsjustdust]

[Hi Sollux! Obito here. Sort of. Kind of a rolling Leafeon, and it really doesn't look like he actually intended to travel that way. Oops.]

[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

It's nice to meet you Shaun.

Since we're both a little lost, do you want to help me look for my daughter. We might find some people you know along the way too.

[foolishwren]

<sub>[.... O-okay, point taken. Heather had ALMOST opened her mouth again to complain about the fact that Ziva thought she was complaining, but caught herself just in time.]

[The blazing fire on her head and hind had cooled down to a smolder, almost sheepishly.]</sub>

... Uh... thanks, I guess...

[foolishwren]

<sub>[WHY YOU.]

[Although it would be far wiser to hesitate and take note, once again, of her 'opponent's hulking size, angry weasel is ANGRY.]

[So without thinking things through at all, Heather charges forward, the flames on her head briefly engulfing her body.]</sub>

[QUILAVA USED FLAME CHARGE!]




_{[It looked super impressive until she slammed headfirst into Ironhide's butt with a loud CLANG and rolled a good ten feet backwards, flames going out instantly.]}

[QUILAVA WAS HIT WITH RECOIL.]

[foolishwren]

_[>:T;;;]

What if I don't WANT to?

_{[Which is a baldfaced lie. There is never a time when Heather wants to be on fire.]}

[foolishwren]

One whose butt is on fire, apparently.

_{[She thinks she's seen her species' evolution before, though. The giant weasel with a mane of fire. She's just never seen any of its precursors...]}

You, on the other hand, look like an Eevee.

_{[She doesn't answer the last question. Because she doesn't know. She doesn't know how long this is going to last, or...]}

[notchinese]

[ Luckily (or unluckily) for Obito, Yumi stopped in the middle of performing some kind of punching attack when she noticed the fallen Leafeon on the ground. As amusing it looks, its kind of sad actually.]

Having trouble there?

[foolishwren]

<sub>[OH THANK ARCEUS.]

[Chatot flutter-hops hurriedly over to the Houndoom.]</sub>

Oh! You! As a fellow fire Pokemon, PLEASE talk some sense into this-- this-- miscreant!

_{[Heather flares up, immediately on the defensive.]}

He won't give me a bed!

[darkenedgales]

[That was his goal indeed! ... Though that comment was uncalled for >:( Crow lifts his wings a bit in an attempt to fold his arms, but decides halfway through it's a bad idea, so he ruffles his feathers instead. Black Lance does that all the time, so he figures it must be A Thing for birds.]

Yeah? How 'bout you try it? 'Cause I don't see any thumbs on you, either.

[TAKE THAT.]