POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON Meme!

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Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Meme

If you've never played Pokemon Mystery Dungeon before, here's the skinny:
1) Your character wakes up.
2) To their surprise, they've mysteriously become a Pokemon! Oh no!
3) ... Wow. There's no humans anywhere. What do?
4) Better head up to the Wigglytuff Rescue Guild so that you'll have a warm place to sleep while you figure out what's up!
5) ????
6) PROFIT


Your character is now an Exploration Team rookie, vying for the best exploration missions and forming friendships with fellow team-mates! Decide what Pokemon your character has become and get cracking! Go on missions, get to know your partner(s), butt heads with potential rivals, or maybe just try to slack off or sneak a bite to eat from the kitchen without getting caught by Chatot or Chimecho! IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.

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Sasuke Uchiha | Naruto (Art Source: Bulbapedia)

[beforethedarkness]

[This is so stupid!

Not only is he stuck as a cat, but it's a pokémon cat and... He thought it was bad enough when he had no jutsu. He misses his body damn it.

A sigh left the kitty that went to go sulk by himself, because apparently he couldn't go on missions without at least one other person on his team. Wonderful.]

Yo! mission~

[itsjustdust]

[You're not alone! He's been trying to figure out how to move on four legs and has been clumsy as hell, but he's here.]

Hey! Hey I found you!

[And then he took a rolling tumble that got him to you... but he was half upsidedown.]

[beforethedarkness]

...

Who are you?

[itsjustdust]

[He kicked his feet a bit and then managed to jump to flip over.]

It's me! Obito.

[beforethedarkness]

[So he's still as clumsy as ever. Wait...]

How come you're fully evolved and I'm not?

[itsjustdust]

[He shifted on his feet, getting settled in his body.]

Uhhh, I didn't pick it!

[beforethedarkness]

[He growls a little, bristling before getting up to stretch.]

What do you want anyway.

[itsjustdust]

[When he wilted it was more illustrative than normal.]

What do you mean what do I want? I'm here because you need a partner here right?

[beforethedarkness]

... That's what they said. They don't let pokémon do missions if they're not part of a team.

[itsjustdust]

Then... you still want me to go away?

[beforethedarkness]

[Sigh.]

I didn't say that.

[itsjustdust]

[He fidgeted.]

Well, make up your mind then.

[beforethedarkness]

... Fine. Let's go.

[usedswift]

[She'd started off pretty annoyed to be a Meowth. Even if she was able to manage walking on two legs with enough concentration, she was still a damned cat.

Until she remembered a certain move that her own Persian knew. That Purrloin over there looked like as good a target as any to practice it on...]

Pay Day!

[Instant money!]

[beforethedarkness]

[Son of a-- he hisses, fur bristling as he's on all fours and glaring at the offending Meowth.]

What the hell are you doing!?

[usedswift]

[Whoops, is that--]

Sasuke? Sorry! But look!

[She falls back to all fours to start collecting the Poké. Useful!]

Do you know what's going on here?

[beforethedarkness]

... Tenten.

[Well, at least it's her. A beat and he shakes his head silently, keeping his eyes closed for the moment. Clearly he's kind of irritated, mostly because of being a pokémon at the moment.]

[usedswift]

[With all the money safely secured, she all but purrs with delight. All it would take is attacking Sasuke some innocent passer-by, and ta-da!

On all fours again, she stalked around the other cat, eyeing his tail as if she just might bat at it.]

You make a cute cat.

[beforethedarkness]

[Cue that tail swishing irritably, with Sasuke flattening his ears against his skull.]

[usedswift]

[Tempting her, Sasuke... she extends a paw as if she might swipe before just jumping back, padding around to meet his eyes -- by way of leaning in really close.]

So now what?

[beforethedarkness]

...

We could go on a mission.

[usedswift]

Okay!

[She bounces straight up in the air and moves beside him, tail flicking with anticipation.]

Let's find one and go!

[beforethedarkness]

[He makes a little noise but he doesn't protest, instead getting up and stretching before trotting forward.]

Let's go.

[usedswift]

I wonder why we both ended up as cats...

[She's purring again. Mission with Sasuke~]

Did you see what any of them are yet? You know this means we can actually use moves and things like we normally would! Well, I mean, weapon-wise, anyway. Claws are a little too close-in for my taste but we can still actually do stuff.

[beforethedarkness]

There are things like item retrieval, rescue missions, and bandit apprehension, mostly. Some escort missions too.