POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON Meme!

[foolishwren]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Meme

If you've never played Pokemon Mystery Dungeon before, here's the skinny:
1) Your character wakes up.
2) To their surprise, they've mysteriously become a Pokemon! Oh no!
3) ... Wow. There's no humans anywhere. What do?
4) Better head up to the Wigglytuff Rescue Guild so that you'll have a warm place to sleep while you figure out what's up!
5) ????
6) PROFIT


Your character is now an Exploration Team rookie, vying for the best exploration missions and forming friendships with fellow team-mates! Decide what Pokemon your character has become and get cracking! Go on missions, get to know your partner(s), butt heads with potential rivals, or maybe just try to slack off or sneak a bite to eat from the kitchen without getting caught by Chatot or Chimecho! IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[.... WHO DARES INTERRUPT.]

[WHO DARES GET INVOLVED IN THIS-- oh wait this Pokemon is twice her size never mind. :I;]

[Still, it's with a glare and a small spurt of upwards flame from the hotspots on her head and the base of her spine that Heather turns to Ziva.]</sub>

So then where am I supposed to sleep? OUTSIDE?

I'm pretty sure there IS no type of bed that's inflammable!

_{[Poor Chatot, who is looking a little singed, quickly scuttles behind Ziva. THANK YOU BIG CAT LADY. That Quilava is clearly a psycho.]}

H-heehee, I-I'm just trying to make sure our entire facility doesn't burn to the ground in the middle of the night, d-don't you see...?

[bywiseguidance]

[ZIVA DOES, THAT'S WHO. And then she shrugs her cat shoulders, or as close as she can come to it.]

I will sleep outside as well, if that makes you feel better about the whole situation. Either way, if you emit flame like that when you are agitated, it will not help your case.

[foolishwren]

_{[Cue an indignant bristle, although even as an evolved Pokemon, Heather is too small to really look all that impressive doing it.]}

What makes me think I need someone ELSE out there to feel okay about it? It's the PRINCIPAL of the thing that I don't feel OKAY about!

_{[Outside. OUTSIDE! Heather's no pampered princess, but... DANG, OUTSIDE?!]}

And what do you mean, agitated? I'm not gonna be agitated while I SLEEP!

_{[The bird Pokemon timidly peers out from behind Ziva's leg.]}

I-imagine if she has a dream about being angry at someone! We could all be burned alive!

[bywiseguidance]

[With all Chatot's squawking, not to mention she's pretty sure Wigglytuff is legit crazy she'd prefer to be outside.]

You are not helping. Kindly be quiet.

[To the bird. Srsly shut up or she'll eat you. She just rolls her eyes and moves toward the hallway leading to the sleeping rooms. She refuses to call them bedrooms as piles of hay are not beds.]

You can have mine, I do not plan to use it. Coming?

[foolishwren]

<sub>[The Chatot promptly shuts his beak with a pointed click. W-WHATEVER YOU SAY, CAT LADY. 8I;;]

[Heather, meanwhile, has at least sat the fuck down and is smoldering rather than blazing... but she shoots Ziva a wary look.]</sub>

... What, you mean your bed?

It's flammable, remember?

[bywiseguidance]

I really do not care that much.

[True...she doesn't. There are enough water types around that some Water Guns will be thrown about should something happen. And she legit doesn't use it--sleeping underground makes her feel too claustrophobic.]

I am a cat, I should be allowed some fickleness, yes?

[foolishwren]

... I guess.

... You'd SERIOUSLY give me your room?

_{[The cowering Chatot lets out a nervous whistle.]}

P-please, don't feel like you have to give up your room to this...

_{[... Well, he doesn't finish that. :I; But frankly the Persian looks a lot tougher and he doesn't want to get on Ziva's bad side!]}

[bywiseguidance]

[Ziva waves a paw.]

I do not sleep here. Someone may as well have use of it.

[Seriously Chatot she will smack you with her tail. Or claws. Really not a good idea to get on Ziva's bad side.]

[foolishwren]

... What's in it for you?

_{[Ever the suspicious one. ... It doesn't really occur to her that 'what's in it for Ziva' might be HER NOT WHINING ANYMORE.]}

[bywiseguidance]

Nothing of importance. I am not using it, remember? I do not like the idea of sleeping underground.

[It is NOT FOR HER. Reminds her far too much of the very unpleasant time she spent in Somalia. This place doesn't exactly have electricity, and she's tended to sleep with a light on ever since. The fresh air and feeling of not being buried helps, and since she has fur she's not too worried about the cold.]

Honestly, so long as you cease complaining about it, I will consider it an even exchange for all concerned.

[She's getting cranky with you, Miss Heather. :| just take the damn bed.]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[.... O-okay, point taken. Heather had ALMOST opened her mouth again to complain about the fact that Ziva thought she was complaining, but caught herself just in time.]

[The blazing fire on her head and hind had cooled down to a smolder, almost sheepishly.]</sub>

... Uh... thanks, I guess...