POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON Meme!

[foolishwren]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Meme

If you've never played Pokemon Mystery Dungeon before, here's the skinny:
1) Your character wakes up.
2) To their surprise, they've mysteriously become a Pokemon! Oh no!
3) ... Wow. There's no humans anywhere. What do?
4) Better head up to the Wigglytuff Rescue Guild so that you'll have a warm place to sleep while you figure out what's up!
5) ????
6) PROFIT


Your character is now an Exploration Team rookie, vying for the best exploration missions and forming friendships with fellow team-mates! Decide what Pokemon your character has become and get cracking! Go on missions, get to know your partner(s), butt heads with potential rivals, or maybe just try to slack off or sneak a bite to eat from the kitchen without getting caught by Chatot or Chimecho! IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.

Comments

[darkenedgales]

[Well.

That sure is a sight.]

... Can't you like, put those out...?

[Because like hell Crow wants to end up as a Murkrow BBQ™ on his first day of being a literal bird.]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Heather glares over her shoulder at the bird Pokemon with a huff.]

[... Before muttering...]</sub>

...If I stop thinking about it for awhile they go out.

_{[... But in a terrible way she almost prefers being on fire because without the flames, her scalp and rump are covered in bald orange spots and ew. 8(]}

[darkenedgales]

[But the color orange is totally awesome to have on your head, trust him on that!]

I believe you, but you might wanna prove that to this guy here.

[Crow tilts his head to the side a bit in the direction of the Chatot. He doesn't pay too much attention to the other bird, though, giving Heather a concerned look. For all he knows, being literally on fire is probably the last thing she'd wish for, so he figures it must be hard for her... Talk about some shitty luck.]

... You okay?

[foolishwren]

<sub>[It's not when it's in BALD PATCHES. 8(]

[In any case, the question gets a murky glare in response.]</sub>

Do I look okay?

[darkenedgales]

[... Fair point.

That doesn't make him any less worried; if anything, it's the opposite.]

You don't.

... No worries, we'll find a way to get you back to normal! [Ever wondered how thumbs-up would look when done with a wing? Now you know.] C'mon now, standing here and threatening to burn the whole place down ain't gonna help us.

[foolishwren]

_{[She watches him for a moment before letting out a slight HMPH.]}

... You look real dumb trying to do a thumbs-up with feathers.

_{[But the fire is dying down so if he was aiming to defuse Heather's wrath, it worked.]}

[darkenedgales]

[That was his goal indeed! ... Though that comment was uncalled for >:( Crow lifts his wings a bit in an attempt to fold his arms, but decides halfway through it's a bad idea, so he ruffles his feathers instead. Black Lance does that all the time, so he figures it must be A Thing for birds.]

Yeah? How 'bout you try it? 'Cause I don't see any thumbs on you, either.

[TAKE THAT.]

[foolishwren]

Hey, I do so have a thumb!

<sub>[To prove it, she lifts her paw and-- ... lo and behold, there is a tiny dewclaw. Which she is straining to move enough for it to be visibly raised.]

[And-- ... yes. Congratulations, Heather. You have succeeded in doing the world's tiniest thumbs-up. We are proud of you.]</sub>

[darkenedgales]

[Seeing that, Crow can't help but burst out laughing-- well, cawing. Same thing, really.

Okay, so she wins, whatever. IT WAS WORTH THE LOSS.]

Man, why don't Pokémon have cameras? This needs to be preserved for the future generations!

[foolishwren]

Oh, fuck you.

_{[She doesn't care that Pokemon Mystery Dungeon is supposed to be G-rated, apparently.]}